Hey, now. She also orders her nanny around and eats cucumbers while working out on her balcony. That’s taxing stuff.

I tore my miniscus and broke a bone in my knee this winter just trotting across my yard with a small dog in my arms. Shit happens.

I had some Copper River salmon grilled on a cedar plank two weekends ago (bonus of dating a former chef) and it was amazing!

Haha, I do the same with those little convertible Mercedes I covet. I think of the taxes and repair costs and then I’m happy with my Audi. But if I won the lottery, I would buy one, anyway!

As long as it does it for you, it’s no one else’s business! Enjoy whatever makes you happy 😊 My last partner could really only bring me to orgasm with oral, but my partner now is proficient at both oral and manual, plus with some other things that we enjoy, like toys. I’m happy, she’s happy, it’s all good!

To be fair, those things didn’t happen when I slept with men. And the squirting thing actually started when I bought a magic wand. But it’s very common for both my gf and I to squirt now, and the penetrative orgasms are amazing.

Hello! Not only do I have penetrative g-spot orgasms like all hell, but with my current partner, I also squirt, and make my gf squirt on the regular. Just because it doesn’t happen to YOU doesn’t mean that is everyone’s experience.

It drug me down the road and I lost a lot of skin, but that damned thing was killed in the process.

I ended up getting rear-ended by a drunk driver and that was the end of that car. I was also in front of it at the time, fixing the constantly malfunctioning carburetor, with my hazard lights flashing, so I got mowed down and had a bit of a recovery time, but that stupid car was totalled, finally!

I drove a Nova with a three-on-the-tree, and that fucker fell off into my lap while coming down an off-ramp at 40 mph. Hate them.

You forgot the shiplap.

There was one woman, a singer/songwriter in Nashville, i believe, they followed from buying her place as single woman to buying a house with her new husband, and maaaaybe (I can’t remember) to them buying a second house, a fixer on a lake. I found her irritating, but they clearly loved her.

Basically, they’re saying, “Let me count the ways.” As in: white, cis, pretty, rich, famous....

Thank you! Getting this in pink! And maybe black. Although navy is such a good summer color....

High five, sister. Almost 55 and have gone from aside 2 to a 12 in the last few years, thanks to a combination of sports injuries, thyroid disease, and menopause. I love my giant t-shirt dresses; toss on a cute long necklace and sandals and I’m out the door.

Even better if it’s Rachel!

Lee knows exactly what he’s doing, baiting Kenny. All his smirking and remarks - he’s trying to prod Kenny into the stereotype of angry black man, so he can then turn around and say, “See? I was right!” I just want to snatch that thatch off Lee’s head and beat him with it. Probably hard as a damned rock.

Not really, no. I’ve found that pulling her to the edge of the bed and kneeling on the floor makes for easier access. We’ve discussed using a pillow, but never really needed to. I mean, I guess she does some, but the way her butt cheeks are, they just don’t open enough for me to see and like I said, my tongue and eyes…

Like I told expat, I couldn’t tell you why. Maybe it’s her generous ass cheeks (love), or how she positions herself, I don’t know? She doesn’t lift herself up to me, like I do to her, so maybe that’s part of it? I will have to check next time and figure this out! Now I’m all worried that I’m doing something wrong! 😊