I was with you up until the crack about dogs.

To me, it looks like a version of that stupid pose I see constantly on Pinterest (hush), where the model in yet another pair of ripped up jeans is supposedly taking a selfie of her outfit in a mirror, the phone hiding her face. It’s pretty clear that she’s being photographed, and it’s all bullshit, and I could be way…

I spent 22 years in a traditional marriage, and we made our own breakfasts because we slept in to whatever time we wanted and have different tastes in breakfast foods. I got up on weekends with the kid because he got up earlier than me all week, and deserved some sleep-in time, but I never minded that. Now I have a gf…

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I’m one of those people who use correct punctuation in my texts, semi-colons included. If you use juvenile abbreviations like “r u...” I will not answer your text. Seriously, I’m not 12, and how much time did leaving out those four letters save you? The one friend I have who does that also does the one text for every…

Spent yesterday afternoon enjoying wine flights at the Mermaid Winery. Was hoping Sunny would show up, but that may have been the pineapple dessert wine in one of my towers of wine fun.

Awwww, the Virginia Aquarium is my local aquarium. And our local zoo (Norfolk) now has a red panda on the loose! Come back, red panda!

My 74 year-old mom and 65 year-old aunt took the bus, and they texted their excitement on the way home!

Proudest day of my 54 years. I was moved to tears just in the Metro; the energy and electricity and excitement and yes, the anger. I marched with my girlfriend and a torn meniscus and I am exhausted and happy.

As a life-long Washington fan, I thank you for adding to my anti-Dallas repertoire of memes.

I am! She’s kind of pathetic.

Just tore my meniscus and broke a bone in my knee, but thankfully, the ACL they thought I tore is good. So I’m inside by the fire with my dogs and my girl and waiting a blizzard at the beach and hobbling around like an 80 year-old.

Yeah, it happens with fingers and strap-ons, too, with lesbians, as I can attest to pretty recently. I’ve had it happen with men, as well; things happen when you’re going at it and it’s a little wild and well....ouch!

I hear “hump me.” Am I alone in this?

First threesome I ever had was with two brothers. It was...awkward at times. Thank the gods we were all shitfaced.

I’ve caught the show on CMT, but I’m not sure we have Freeform. Thanks! 

Which networks?? I need to know!

Yes, the “stripper” comment was a bit much.