Holy fuck. I did not see that coming.

I have seen some UGLY ASS babies. Five of my Facebook friends have had babies in the past three weeks, including my cousin, and some of those babies were just fucking ug.ly. And yet, they have managed to live. I don’t get it.

Am I the only one who watched Nashville last night?

Thanks! It’s a 1 1/2 carat cushion cut. I had a pear for the first 18 years, but hated how it caught on things all the time.

I had mine welded, too. It’s extremely convenient and the turning that used to bug the crap outof me is non-existent. I don’t wear my ring(s) often, but when I do, it’s nice not to have to worry. And DAMN, my hand looks old and wrinkly!

I assumed that was one of her actual dogs! Dog people are the best people, that’s just a fact. (I’ve been adopting rescues for over 20 years, so I’m biased.)

If being around here since 2007 as a previously starred commenter doesn’t matter to my status, what else do I have to lose? (shrug emoticon)

I may never get out of the grays now, but what the hell...

Stop it, I watch Mom. /olde

Fifty was my huge awakening! I love being in my 50s - yes, menopause has been a bitch, but not every woman has that problem; my kid hit 15 that year, and I felt freer to have more of a life of my own; and my sexuality came back from the dead with a giant roar. Don’t be afraid - it can be a time of great transition,…

I woke up the day after my 30th birthday party with my ex-fiance snoring next to me in bed, every orifice on my body aching, bedding on the floor, a massive hangover, and little memory of the night’s activities beyond trays of shots from the restaurant owner, and said ex drinking booze from my black patent leather…

So cool! My brother can roll the sides of his tongue up. I basically have no other talents, although my fingers and elbows do bend in weird ways.

I have a long tongue, too! I used to joke that could pick my own boogers, but then I stopped drinking so much in public. ;-)

I tried to take a photo, but I looked utterly ridiculous :-<)

I’m someone who has done a lot of home improvement projects. A lot. I have painted every cabinet in my home, and it’s not difficult, but it is a process,and takes patience, a really good primer, and high quality semi-gloss paint. Liquid Sander is your friend.

I can touch my my nose with my tongue.

Perhaps she was really hoping for one of these.

Hmmmm. I use my phone, a Galaxy S5. One day, I’ll shed my Olde and figure it out ;-)

The Proposal was on before it and after! (I can’t figure out the italics; I’m tech-challenged. Sad.) Sandra Bullock played such diametrically opposed characters in each movie; it was an interesting juxtaposition.

Hope Floats was on Lifetime the other night! What I mean is, I was bored and channel flipping and found this movie and because I was soooo bored I stopped to watch for a while and ended up watching the whole thing. Again.