High five!

Here’s where growing up by the beach helps! Wait until dark, and enjoy your neighbor’s/friend’s/stranger’s catamaran. You’re up off the sand, the crabs can’t bite your ass, you get fun bouncy action, and a blanket underneath the bottom will stop any canvas-on-ass marks or rug burn!

Thank you, I will. It’s been an ordeal, as he actually posted photos of my underage son. I’m sure he’s reading this; he finds everything I post. He even replied to something I said two days ago with a screen grab of a conversation I had TWO YEARS AGO on Clashtalk with the other commenter in question. Last summer, the…

I’ve had a twisted piece of shit stalker here for two years now. I actually stopped commenting after he doxxed me and threatened my family. All because someone on the main page posted his arrest record and brought to everyone’s attention how sick he was. Included in that was the fact that he had been in a juvenile…

My brain, tis often skewed.

Sorry.

Hahaha, I saw your comments over on Clashtalk. Expect them to be dismissed. Nilla Waffler is a sensitive little smowflake/mean girl, and Empress Foofypants, who used to be a really nice perosn, is her own personal ass kisser. The amount of cognitive dissonance that exists over there is staggering.

Oh, honey. Clashtalk is the worst. There’s one ringleader there who has run many people put of there, including me, and I’ve been here since 2007. It’s an entertaining read sometimes, but the mean girl atmosphere there is beyond. There were a few people I trusted who knew that I have a relationship with another…

Things sure have changed since I got married almost 21 years ago! We didn’t have websites; we had invitations with the names of the invitees spelled out clearly on the inside envelope. There were no “save the date”bulletins. You registered at the stores you wanted things from. Women didn’t spend a fucking fortune on…

The best weddings I’ve been to have been the smaller, lower key weddings. They’re more personal, you’re not trying to impress anyone; you’re inviting people you love to celebrate your love. That is all. And this is just me, but I find $25,000 for a wedding ridiculous and indulgent. You are going to be beautiful and be…

I kept my last name, our son has my husband’s last name, and I use his last name socially, but not legally. That’s what’s worked for us for the last 17 years.

I feel the same way about my Magic Wand! Gay marriage is going to be so fucking awesome!

I think this qualifies for Shade Court! As in: you’re such a bad father that you aren’t even here to spend this day with your kids because you’re too busy partying in Mexico, you gaping asshole, but hey! We’ll see you when you get back!

Charlie didn’t stand a chance.

Yep. Spent my life thin, depression had me fat, finally got thin and fit at 50, then started hormone replacement therapy last year before I killed myself or someone else - have gained 15 fucking pounds .I feel like shit about my body right now, and it’s pissing me off. I worked damned hard to get back in shape and to…

Oh, hon, I know just how you feel. I have a list a mile long and I’ve been in a hole since September. I’m digging out now, bit it’s fucking intimidating what I have to do.

The best way to warm up that space is to use floor length curtains, hung near the ceiling, on the outside of the window frame. A floor lamp for ambient lighting on the rifht, a piece of tall pottery or three in the other, using small stands, if necessary. /former stager

She’s a Katrina rescue, and super sweet. She’s been through so much over the past almost 10 years, but she’s a lovey dovey. She had just had her summer shave here, but usually, she has hair similar to Amy. I have two other rescues, and they’re all great in their own ways! Dogs always seem to be happier with a…

Skye says welcome to a wonderful family, Amy!

Congratulations to Amy! I’ve been adopting rescues for 20 years, and they’re the best :-)