I read your original article, and your pain and self-loathing were heartbreaking. I had never before read a personal account of sex addiction, so often the butt of stupid jokes, and your description was astounding. I wondered how you had fared, and am glad you came through rehab so well. Keep on keepin' on, and best…

@I slept with your wife: I live in a Phillies household, and I echo your thought.

Imagining this as voiced by Scrubs' Dr. Perry Cox only makes it better.

@Titania: Tyler Perry seems to have a great track record with hiring women of all sorts in his movies. Her trick will be to keep from being typecast. #gaboureysidibe

@euterpe35: Dear god, The Wizard of Oz scares the pee out of me. Flying Monkeys, especially. To this day, I cannot watch that movie. #preciousreviews

@Hippopotame wants a star, dagnabbit!!!: My husband comes from a long line of rabid Phillies fans; my father-in-law, 70 years old, still plays in a league. And Ian has had a talent for baseball since he was tiny. If he had not wanted to touch his glove (but he did and he's quite talented) and had other interests as…

@phdgossip: Her "singing" voice is so electronically manipulated that it can't be reproduced live, I'm sure. Her "dancing," on the other hand, is not necessarily something that needs to be reproduced live. #alecbaldwin

As for Levi buying his baby son hockey gear: my son had his first baseball mitt by the time he was three weeks old, so I get it. It's just something dads (or grandfathers, in our case) do for their sons and grandsons. It's a guy thing.

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: I agree, as I'm carefully counting out the syllables of my sentence to make sure they're an even number. #alecbaldwin

@Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink: Is this before or after she waggles her Angry Black Woman Brows? #sesamestreet

@prismatism: But that's my point. Her "job" is not like the everyday person's job, down at the deli, or behind the pharmacy counter. If you choose to become an actress, or "baleful starer," as KS seems to define her job, then you have to expect a loss of privacy. Is it right? No. Is it a fact of life? You betcha. Are…

@gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: And don't misunderstand me; I think the paparazzi machine is way out of hand, and couldn't give a shit about this girl or who is screwing who out in Hollywood. #kristenstewart

@prismatism: You seem to be comparing apples to oranges. Publicity is part of an actor's job, not part of a physician's or dock worker's or telephone line repairman's job. When you sign up to be a doctor, you sign up for long hours, calls in the middle of the night, and the sadness of losing patients. When you sign…

So that explains the oddity that is Davendra Barnhart: he grew in his mother's stomach and not in her uterus.

@ccchild: It's sort of a southern thing. A lot of women call their husbands "Daddy" and kids call their brothers and sisters Sissy and Bubba. But it does kind of gross me out, ya know? #moniqueonellen

I know everyone thinks Logan is cute, but he seriously looks like he stinks and his nasty greasy hair only looks good when he's got it up under a hat where we can't see the foulness. His designs were meh to the nth power.

@Margaret: Aiden is only one of the men Kendall cheated with. Let us not forget Ryan, father of her son Spike, who she was artificially inseminated with using her own egg instead of Greenlee's, who subsequently tried to steal Spike and had a horrible accident and is presumed dead but as we all know is coming back to…

I can't believe he has the balls to do this. I'm sure it will be a prickly situation! #levijohnston

Now that's really giving someone the "hairy eyeball." #maxfactormascaraads

What does it say about the state of such "reality TV" that my very first thought when this story broke was HOAX? Is this the point to which we as a society have devolved? And what does it say about the people who would actually watch a man so internally unstable on any kind of "show"?