This looks like an atrocity done in a funhouse mirror.

@KimberleeJean: My friend has one that says "Dog is my Co-Pilot." (She's an animal photographer, as well.)

I would like to simply send my humble congratulations to the reigning Champs, the Phillies, who laid a magnificent hurt on those Rockies yesterday. Carry on, boys.

@o-line: Check to the left. Over there <——

I don't care who it is, I just want to see more Desmond. Every episode, all episode, preferably with his shirt off.

This "new" trend has been around for years now. Running into the ocean, diving into a pool, etc...

@circlegirl: She has the best lip gloss ever.

@stacyinbean: I have to do something while I'm folding laundry or eating my daily dose of bonbons, so I am occasionally a font of daytime information.

@cannotedit: He was attempting to assure himself that he was not, in fact, gay, but his lover from college, the smarmy lab guy who worked with Stacy to pretend that she was Gigi's son's bone marrow doner, in order to get Rex to lover her, and blackmailed Gigi to drop Rex so that she would give Gigi's son "her" bone…

So. Gigi is making that face because even though she is there with True Love/Baby Daddy, Rex, who slept with her sister,Stacy, who subsequently got preggo (of course) and then lost the baby but didn't tell Rex and instead managed to get herself preggo again by a gay cop, Fish, Gigi is pissed that Necktie Boy, who has…

@ytuhermanotambien: It's a game the Oldtimers on Jez used to play. I miss it so.

John Gosselin: Suntanned or Drunk? Go.

Isn't he the one going on and on about "taking care of his kids"? How production should be shut down "for the kids"? How is this in any way taking care of them?

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I thought you'd actually been disemvowelled. Duh. I'm extra Olde today.

My monitor just skeeved out. I'll be backing away from the keyboard now.

@Agumen: I like you. I hearted you. Keep on truckin'.

@hortense: Why, of course! That's her full job description; she has no other!

@wtfox?!: Not all women, just the ones that bring such a bad face to what is a horrid problem. When someone like this woman is what makes the news, and she is a liar, this is what people remember. It's sad, but it's the truth.

@bluebears: I don't know where you get your numbers (a link would be helpful), but the thing that makes this different is that this case, like the Duke case, was blasted all over the national news. Most rapes aren't as high profile as this particular one, and this, this is what sticks in people's minds, unfortunately.

@delirium.megans: I said "could have been" ruined.