@supermike5alive: Don't worry - the wahmbulance is on it's way.

I'll just say this and get it out of my system:

@son of spam: I mean the brawlers who beat Boston in overtime. In Boston.

Guy on the left looks ready to hurl. Or cry. Or both.

@son of spam: Are you one of those naughty Deadspin fellows?

@the.bleach: You've obviously never read my dad's emails. All caps, all the time.

@GinaRomantica: Hey! I was there two weekends ago - my son was exhibiting at the Cambridge Science Fair! Are you at MIT?

We had one blow through Virginia Beach at 4am this morning - my window was open, and it about blew out of the bed, it was so loud. My littlest dog, Skye, huddled against me hours!

Geez, why is this Megan Fox person still yapping her mouth like she's interesting or something? ]

I'm sorry, did you say something?

Soooo...you're supposed to be "different" by buying cheap clothes at a store where everyone else can buy the exact same cheap clothes? Wha?

There was a really cute young woman I used to see almost weekly, either at our TJMaxx runs, or at Target. When the whole super-skinny/Ally McBeal look started to come in vogue, she started getting skinnier and skinnier, looking sadder and sadder. Sometimes she would smile at me with this look of pain,you know? She…

@amowls: If she would keep her stupid mouth shut and disappear off into some bigot-shrouded haze, it would happen!

@thatonegirlsays: I disagree. If she had agreed with gay marriage, the Right Wing would have been outraged and dug up pictures of her.

Who gives a flying fadoodle what you think, Elisabeth? You are bleached-blonde talentless right-wing hypocrite who somehow ended up on TV, much to the detriment of the View's audience.

Sophia Bush has alien boobs.

Ya know, some of us simply didn't find the right person to marry until we were in our 30's, and chose not to be single mothers because we didn't want to be. Some women don't find the right partner to have a child with until they are in their late 30's/early 40's, so why the hell should they be penalized for that?

Thanks to the Hurricanes for winning tonight. Now my husband wants to drag me down to NC for Wednesday night's game. Because our son is such a huge fan. Right.

@PrettyPrettyPrincess: Girl, if I don't wear a bra, my 36D's mighty uncomfy, so I applaud you!

HUGH JACKMAN WAS ON OPRAH TODAY. He was the hotness, so I don't care about reviews. HE IS NAKED. Totally naked, people. Plotline? What plotline?