@Quake 'n' Shake: how does one clear cookies? I am a technotard. It's been happening for three days at Gawker and Jezebel - I was hoping for better here.

My reply button is out of order, but seriously, the whole swine flu thing is ridiculous. Between 100,000 and 500,000 people a year die from influenza - this is yet another strain, one that this year's flu shot did not cover. It is a virus, no antibiotic will cure it.

I have always found the best way to embarrass my son in public is to dance. I have danced in Target, the grocery store, and often in my car - stops him in his tracks everydamnedtime. Payback, people - if you can't embarrass your kid, what's the point in having one?

@Sookie Stackhouse: A confident person believes in herself and her abilities. A cocky SOB believes she is better than everyone else and deserves unending praise for it.

As an inhabitant of the Land of Boys and Grossness, I fail to see the problem. Perhaps they have finally infiltrated my brain and secretly turned me into one of them.....

@DAGOTRON: Let us not forget who started this pajama party.

@siandt: I KNOW IT. Sometimes we just want to fuck and be done with 'em.

@DAGOTRON: Yes. Why, did you want to discuss your "feelings"?

HEY NOW. I am late to the post, but at almost 47, I do still have a life, you know. As do the old friends from high school/childhood that have found me, my jezzie friends, etc.

@Elizabooth: And by chihuahua she means....

It kills me to see that Perez Hilton is the smarter of the two, but this time he really is. And since when did California become its own country? Did it secede from the Union on some kind of special Opposite Day?

Once again, I am a loser. I do not live close enough to drive or crawl to either meet-up. Once again, southeastern Virginia is lame. Crap.

@NewsBunny: What a woman! I wish I could up the nerve to exercise in public, or even the nerve to walk into a gym and join.

@sarah0220: Wait till my champion avatar gets hold of yours. Then it's on.

Stupidass lawn guy left my gate open today and my youngest, Lucie, ran away! Lucky she not only has a chip but is a big ol' fraidy cat baby, because she came back about five minutes later.

@Merkin: My sister-in-law has such perfect porcelein skin that when she was an on-air reporter, they didn't put make-up on her except for eyes and lips.

Tracie - You and Richard have the best recaps, bar none, on the internets, period. I don't even watch most of the shows you recap - I just live for your reviews!!!

There's a joke in here about pussy and baseball players...

@stoprobbers: I have to say, that hot French dude, Gilles something, makes me pants hot everytime he dances,though. I watch DWTS just for him - he is that good.

Excuse me, but where are her rock-hard fake boobs? Her motionless, botox-injected forhead? Her collagen-filled duck-lips?