@Mafalda para Presidente: Janis Joplin: "Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose."

@AwkwardTurtle: @scientzsays: My husband, ever the romantic! Guess he figured it would make a hoot of a story to tell the grandkids.

So, I guess my engagement story of being proposed to immediately after doggie style sexin' while still on my belly and having to reach under the pillow for the ring (surprise!) isn't going to make Good Morning America?

@dianersb was bit by a zombie: Ohdeargod. Are you trying to give an old lady a heart attack?

@boobalore: I shall do so also.

@dianersb was bit by a zombie: Servicey! And I swoon...

@hortense: The first word that came to mind for me was "mangey." As in, mangey mutt, but I was afraid you would take my vowels. But I stand by my thought!

So, I'm aging backwards then? The older I get, the fatter I get - perpetual youth!

Oh. My. Gah. Men in kilts are my ultimate weakness; Tom Selleck in a kilt would make me keel over in ecstasy and never wake back up.

The logical part of me says that rape of any kind is wrong.

I'm in peri-menopause, so my periods come whenever they damned well feel like it. And my idea of dressing up is wearing yoga sweatpants and a clean sweatshirt instead of regular sweatpants and a sweatshirt with bleach stains.

@southernbelle: Oh, darling, I just came back from a Room Mothers meeting, and my pearls are all in a twist!

Yet another pretty, talent-impaired young thing making a living off of young men's pants. This makes me sad, because there are so many talented young women out there who deserve a chance, but don't get it because their sexyface is sadly lacking. :(

That is the dumbest shit I've ever heard. For gawd's sake, idiot, grow the eff up!! Watch the movie on your own, like a Big Boy.

As a girl who formerly had a bad reputaion, I take umbrage!

@rd2uk: It's not the leggings - it's the leggings as PANTS concept that we have trouble with.

Who doesn't carry thier wine in their box? I call mine cooch hooch, and it goes with me everywhere!

That ain't no cravat, baby; that's an ASCOT. Long live Mr. Howell!

He and that Plasticina (?) girl would make such a lovely couple, dontcha think?

OMG! The Tins got BANGS! Like, is that not the biggest fashion story here? And, like, she is totally doing only the half-curl on her hair right now, and OMFG, her toenails are so rad and matching her dress!! To die for, totally!