I like the idea of the dress, but it looks a cheap, wringly cotton beach coverup in reality.

By the way, no-see-ums CAN penetrate the screen part of your tent.

Please, someone help me. This bitch is crazy!

@thisisunclear: Curtains would be cute, too. Or a sundress...

@Kivrin: It's nasty in Virginia Beach today. And it's that nasty mist crap that looks invisible until you walk out into it, unsuspecting.

I would just like to say that I totally dig the tablecloths behind her. They are way rad.

Well, they do say that a full freezer operates more efficiently. Perhaps he was simply trying to save on his electricity bills.

One more reason I love having a son. From the time he was a baby, people would tell me I should have him modeling, but I refused. I used to feel slightly guilty about that (money!) but now - I NO LONGER FEEL BAD.

@saythatscool: After your judgemental comments on the Kim K. thread yesterday, I'm surprised you would lower yourself to come over to Jezebel.

HEY KELLY! I'm missing my son's field trip today, much to his disappointment (never missed one before), because it's a walking tour, and my arthritis and fibromyalgia have me in too much pain to walk.

@lilbobbytables: Me too, me too! I think we should all hobble down to her house and beat her about the noggin with our crooked fingers and orthotic shoes.

Congrats besties!

I read this somewhere else the other day (Gawker, maybe?) and the commenters grossed me out even more than the original story! This must be fake, because no mother with an ounce of decency or moral fiber would do such a thing.

Yo, Tyrese: STFU.

I can tell you, but not how I know, that the Afghans have come to hate Americans, do not want us there, and that we are not leaving any time soon. That we are sending more troops in is not a surprise. Any time my uncle gets sent over there, four-five months later, troops follow. He is now home, we are not allowed to…

The 90's were NOT PUNK ROCK.

@Yitzhak: I love "Say Yes to the Dress"! All those "princesses" in their $20,000 gowns marrying guys named Tony and Guido - cracks me the hell up everydamnedtime. And they don't look any better in those jacked-up dresses than my sister did in her $600 David's Bridal dress this summer.

@TakeADeepBreath: Mullet-o-rama! Carol Brady had a shag. Taylor Momsen has a full-on mullet, baby! woot!

Parvo is an insidious, nasty virus, and very few animals recover from it.

@gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: And blonder.