There isn’t a day that goes by that I don’t see or read something that immediately causes me to hear Jeremy saying this.

I hope they find more than three. I just can’t wait to
* looks at camera
...break the fourth wall.

Spending this much time on grass creates an imbalance between the fidelity of the grass and the rest of the world, unless you’re willing to spend that much effort on every single asset, but then you’re just creating a tech demo.

I’m only part way through and my guess is that you wouldn’t. It seems like they wanted to avoid you having to have a sequel esque knowledge of the details. Broadstrokes if you know that Kratos originated as a part of the Greek Pantheon, if you know he killed his family before the original God of War and that it set…

Personally, I imagined Samus smiling behind that helmet when she sat down and lowered her guard as Old Robe spoke to her. Even if her feelings are up for interpretation to some extent, I find it strange that the author seems to deny that those moments even happened.

Yeah. Other than the connective threads between the original, its Game Boy sequel, and Super Metroid, I’ve regarded the Metroids as basically like the Zeldas: a constant reimagining of the same story, with no seriality. References to past games are more like fan service than actual story. If you catch them, great. If…

I gotta say there *has* been a big trend of editorial takes that just don’t seem... thought through. Not even bad points, just unnecessarily hostile stuff that doesn’t help make the point and just triggers a bunch of hostility. Most of the points here were valid, but I agree there was zero need to crap on the rest of…

I mean, Ubisoft probably knew that Kotaku would specifically look at it from this perspective, and it’s probably why they were excluded. But yeah, kinda backfired a bit, and because other outlets didn’t address the elephant in the room, they get pulled down alongside Ubisoft.

Better than the original title of “First Gameplay Footage Looks Impressive” which still lingers in the HTML header. Apparently this was the *less* clickbaity option.

GTA Online is an economics simulation dressed up as a crime simulator.

Honestly, the last chapter released is as perfect an ending as we’ll ever get to this. Everyone is in their happy place, relatively safe and while there’s a terrifying specter above everything and preparations for larger things are beginning, everyone (even the villain) has found at least a modicum of temporary peace,…

I felt this way too. I think the setting could also make a good civ building game.

I mean that’s brave. It’s 100% wrong, but brave.

I love this show and honestly think it would be a great video game. The struggle between the Inners, Belters, Martians, and Earthers begs to be an Rpg where you pick a side and then see how it plays out ala Mass Effect style. The lore is so deep after 5 seasons it would be a natural fit. Maybe Starfield will be that…

Different items gain or lose value from signatures. A baseball gains value when signed by the player because a baseball is an everyday item with no rarity or significance. I can buy as many baseballs as I want for less than 2 bucks apiece at retail. The baseball is just a spherical themed canvas for a signature at…

It’s time for Nintendo to be honest in their commercials and show people what they really look like when playing a Switch.

Back in the day, a friend of my older brother watched Xanadu while on acid. He had to go back to the theatre and watch it sober to see how much he had hallucinated.

the Mario Bros. movie.
Seriously.
You had room for 2 Uwe Boll movies, but not for the epic fungal disaster that was the Mario movie??