I sorta hear you, but for me it’s just that she’s so over-exposed. Every Saturday, it’s “who’s Kate going to be impersonating tonight?”

If the fries are perfect, then just some salt & pepper. If they’re less than perfect, sour cream. If they’re execrable, some beef gravy, please.

Best car I ever had in Minnesota was a ‘97 Wrangler Sahara. This doesn’t go towards your argument about off-roading, but as far as being the last car actually moving on the road during a blizzard and after an epic snow-dump, it blew away anything else.

Heh - that’s funny. I’m working out in Eden Prairie myself.

I’m at a new contract out in the ‘burbs. The men’s bathroom has two perfectly good urinals, but it seems like almost everyone goes into a stall, closes the door, and does their bladder evacuation standing up.

Any wild animal is liable to freak out - and those are big claws. That being said, Cheetahs were one of the more popular exotic cats to own for aristocrats B.C.E. They seem to be more chill around humans than their bigger, fiercer cousins.

It’s the SUX2000!

When my brother was in the Navy, he was assigned deck duty on a carrier. When he asked why, he was told “you’re so tall, it’ll take longer for you to get sucked into an engine”.

When I turned 40, I decided to get back in shape. I started by walking around a very nice lake near our house. Then I got back to the gym.

Whew. Thank god these games aren’t accessible outside the US. I’m sure this explains why we have all these school shootings, which don’t happen in other countries who are protected from these games.

Bitburger Drive. It has all the zing of its alcoholic sibling, and a very nice finish.

So, does Gizmodo have editors? Because your headline was basically “Citizen Kane dies while calling out to his sled, which is named Rosebud”.

Yeah, my wife is also not a great fan of shellfish, or any fish for that matter. I myself love eating lobster. We were out in an unfamiliar place in the suburbs to do some errands, and I popped open Yelp on my phone and found a nice place that served lobster rolls. Yum.

Back in the mid ‘aughts, I joined Facebook. At the time it was a place for teens. Soon afterward, my son’s best friend posted on his wall: “heh. your dad is on Facebook”.

Anyway, the best friend died in a freak accident a few years later. He was brilliant. I expect he’d be in political office now if not for those…

KellyAnne? Wait, the White House staff can’t be ALL necrophiliacs..

Or just eat at home. Congress wants to gut the ADA.

Sad that A&W falls down, but I for one am grateful that Poutine has become a player in the American food scene.

In college, I smoked pot, drank beer, and took several flavors of psychedelics. I never once thought about cocaine. Even though I was at a music school where I saw future superstars doing lines off of their crappy apartment’s kitchen counter, never wanted to go there.

Sure. Let’s add more plastic into our environment. Seems legit.

Photoshops of celebrities’ faces pasted on nude bodies that aren’t their own have been around for decades. So should these now also be banned?