I’d give this one a C. I liked the Mother opening monologue, but things went down quickly from there. Nothing was bad, but everything was just mildly amusing. Never been a fan of Rudolph’s Beyonce though so Hot Ones was a bit of a rough watch.

Not really an Armison fan, but Portlandia was genius.

Michael Flynn was a decorated member of the military, too, so that doesn’t automatically confer “truth” to whatever they’re saying.

Yeah, it should have been #1. Not even mentioning it is baffling beyond comprehension. The only late night show that I would ever make a point to watch. It basically kept me going when I had to spend a year in a hospital bed. I miss it too. All the time.

Another cheap, but not necessarily easy solution is to drain the water away from your foundation. I used 25' sections of dual-walled drain pipe attached to the downspouts—with a cleanout—and graded downward underground to get the water as far away from the house as possible. At the far end, I augured out a 6' hole,…

I spent the final third of the movie wondering why wakanda doesn’t mass-produce their 3d printed super serum herb considering they’re fighting a literal civilization of supers.

I had been eating outrageous amounts of Jif chunky over the past decades until someone I was dating said that I was probably just craving the sugar. I told her that as someone who didn’t eat red meat I was just craving the protein hence my jar or so a per week habit. So I got a jar of sugarless peanut butter. I threw…

Q returns as a depressed air traffic controller from Albuquerque! 

We need to talk more about how Totino’s is—by far—the best frozen pizza, non-fancy category.

That asteroid doesn’t care if you are Jewish or not. 

Why would someone like Davis or Blanchett appear on Hot Ones?

Amanda Plummer as a scenery- chewing villain is gonna be the best part of this season I bet.

Possibly, she’s possessed. That was irony, btw.

Sounds about right. If they can prove it was by a member of the royal family, there may be a $12,000,000 settlement from the late QE2’s private estate to make it go away.

People are filthy don’t touch them, got it. These suggestions that involve no changes in my behavior are so much easier to integrate.

2. Julia Stiles leads a TV comedy (it’s about damn time)

I’d like to see her eat a hot dog.

I would be totally fine with them adding a Hawaiian, rodeo, and (reintroduced) angry Whopper to the mix. Also, they should get rid of all specific bacon options and just let you add bacon to any sandwich for a flat fee.

Biden.  He is so boring that its hard to make anything he does funny.