**record scratch and freeze frame**

Jesus, please let the Republicans be stupid enough to make him Speaker with these allegations and the lawsuit going on.

Has anyone ever written a thinkpiece about the differences between the British and American Offices and what they tell us about our notions of work and capitalism?

As ridiculous and easy to make fun of as Simmons is*, the dude has a pretty great eye for putting talented people in the right place to do interesting work.

You don’t win friends with salad!

Even more insightful.  You must watch a lot of news to be so well informed, huh?  

Trying to wrap you head around the moral compass of someone who would voluntarily let Trump put his dick in them is a fool’s errand.  

Good for you.  You’re not OK with something Obama did.  That’s a really cogent point to make, and you’re a brave, special little guy for making it.  Feel better?  

Who the fuck said I was “ok” with that? I’m asking you what you think your point is, other than “but Obama!  So far, you don’t have one.

This is a great point, directly from the Ronald McDonald “Science is a Liar Sometimes” university. Good job.

Chicago missed its one best opportunity to kick this shit out of office when Garcia lost. Emanuel keeping the black and latino vote split was a hell of a trick after McDonald, but he didn’t get where he did by being anything less than a brilliant politician.

Obama made all kinds of decisions that put amoral garbage people in positions of power.  And?  

Came here to say exactly this.  The book is go goddamn weird in its obsession with her giant vagina and Sonny’s giant dong and endless descriptions of how beautiful Carlo’s face is.  

There it is!  

Keep an eye on him.  

I get that a lot of people saw Avatar, but are is there any significant number of people that actually care about Avatar one way or the other? I mean, if you posted an article expressing an opinion about Star Wars or Trek or Avengers or Batman or any number of other things, you’d have people eager to violently agree…

Germany at the very least is working for Russia.

We’ll have to agree to disagree about that. Biggish guys who can punch moderately hard were/are not exactly a rarity. He had terrible hips, no BJJ offense or defense, bad endurance, and didn’t have a particularly great chin (getting knocked down by a tippy-tap jab from Seth Petruzelli?), so I’m not sure what base he…

Kimbo Slice was known as one of the most intimidating fighters in MMA

Or, perhaps the plan was that Lesnar would challenge whoever won. It’s not exactly rocket science or the Kennedy assassination.