Has anyone made any jokes premised on one of the handful of cliches Berman tended to use in his highlights package yet?

If you genuinely don’t understand the difference between holding someone responsible for the political action organization they choose to be a member of and support with their membership dues and “hating all Americans,” I’m really not sure what to tell you. Perhaps metaphors aren’t your strong suit, so let’s leave…

Quitting the NRA is not the same thing as renouncing your citizenship and moving to another country, and you know it.

This is just a guess, but it isn’t unheard of for an investigation to subpoena documents it already has, then compare what the targets choose to produce against what they know to be a full and authentic set to see what they’ve chosen to omit.

Without hearing it, safe money is on Wagner.

If you’re one of the VAST majority of NRA members who are quiet people who just like to read Guns and Ammo, and you continue to pay your dues and keep your mouth shut when Dana Loesch engages in race-baiting civil war JOI and Wayne LaPierre takes the organization in the direction it’s gone in the last generation, then…

No, no, no, you have them all wrong. They don’t want a civil war at all. They want liberals to stop doing all the terrible things they’re doing so that a civil war isn’t necessary. Huge difference.

This idea that Loesch is getting owned all over the media comes from the same place that had headline after headline in 2016 about Trump getting DESTROYED by last night’s John Oliver, or INCINERATED by a tweet from a comedy writer. All of it ignores the fact to their base, i.e. the only people they care about, they…

Yeah, what was with that? Just aggressively too cool for school and wrecking the pace and flow of everything seemingly for the hell of it.

That’s where they get ya.

I bitched about this a while ago so I probably seem like a crank, but I think they’re just so much less enjoyable. Everything is shouty and super broad, and they just trades lines instead of actually talking about things, which I find to be much funnier. And 99.99% of audience members who want to speak in a live event…

I think it used to be much better before they switched to only live episodes combined with rarely having JDR on.

You ok?

You try so hard, don’t you?

I desperately want to trick the whole Clinton family (sorry, Chelsea’s kid, you too) along with Podesta, DSW, Brazile, along with about a dozen other DNC hacks to go to a Definitely Real Democratic Leadership Event Where We’ll Give You a Six Figure Check on a cruise ship, then dump them all on an island in the middle…

Jill Stein sucks because she’s a doofus with vacant politics, not because she took votes from HRC.

You don’t have an easy time with complex issues for which more than one factor plays a part, do you?

“Take the guns first. Go through due process second,”

I’m not sure you and I share a mutual concept of “obscure.”

FOR FUCK’S SAKE DON’T.