I fear that this joke will be criminally underappreciated.

I’d be careful if I were Stanton. Last thing he wants is the hard hitting investigative reporters of The Player’s Tribune on his case.

That is the face of a man who has just ordered Derek Jeter a gift basket.

Hold up, you’re still running a 900 series? Dude, do you even compute, bro?

I mean... I want this to be right so bad. If not ESPN actual, Stugotz has a MONSTER 30 for 30 if Foles thrives freed from the yolk of oppression/incompetence that is Jeff Fischer. Is there a bigger fraud in the history of NFL coaching?

Samer’s also burying the lede, here - the most [only] exciting storyline to stem from Foles having to play is that there’s a REAL possibility of seeing no less than 3 QBs coached by Jeff Fisher starting for their teams in the playoffs (Goff, Foles, and Keenum).

See also: 2017 Case Keenum & Jared Goff.

This is an underrated comment. Look at how Case Keenum has done since escaping Fisher’s clutches.

+1 D cell

In Nick Foles’ defense, he didn’t do much after leaving Philly because he was playing for Jeff Fisher and the St. Louis Rams. He was pretty good when he was in Philly.

I am sure that Philadelphia already has a battery of ideas to throw at this scenario.

Eagels fan here. I’m calling it early: we sign Kap, he plays like a man possesed, we roll through the playoffs and win our first Superbowl, and Goddel is forced to hand to Lombardi trophy to Kap, the games MVP.

ZOMG that Real - PSG match is going to be insane.  There could be a billion dollars’ worth of transfer fees on the pitch....  (I’m too lazy to do the math.)

Yeah they all do that, they’re made to have shit in the back.

What if Westbrook was the bad teammate all along?

What else would you expect from a Jefferson, except try to move on up.

+1 Sweet Emotion

31. Getting sandwiched between two linebackers

Why Your Knee Sucks

Man....is Drew going to catch holy hell from Philly fans now. Damn.