100%.

So, the SS United States will be saved from sinking by a multibillionaire, while the United States is being actively sunk by another multibillionaire.

If you think owning a Mustang is the same as owning a 911 I question whether you have ever even ridden in one.

What’re the chances his dad built the company?

If he’s such a big magnate, he could just stick to it so they can’t tow it away...

Can’t lose real estate to rising oceans if the rising tide raises all ships.

you also forgot the piano black plastic....obviously that came from aliens!!

No,the plane is TINY! It’s like a plane for ANTS!!!

To be fair, I may trade alien tech for a really solid chili recipe.  Bean-free of course. 

Got some bad news for everyone. Apparently the audio controls on the captured UFO at Area 51 are all capacitive touch, and the climate controls are buried two menus down in the touch screen. Also, it’s almost impossible to turn off traction control.

Holy shit, that bird is huge!

Pentagon Reverse Engineered Non-Human Technology For Decades

How bad at math do you have to be to realize that:

The even worse thing is that if you recalculate the bank payment with 40% down your payment is $3858.76

Glad they’re ok.

You can tell he mashed the gas with the way the camera pitches back as they pass the white truck. You can practically feel the real wheels give up their grip from your own office chair. You don’t even need the sound on to know what happened.

Makes you wonder why Diddy didn’t buy it instead of baby oil...

I’m going to start using that as a euphemism.

Wrong! French Bulldogs can be service animals! The ones that are wear a baguette carrier and a little pouch for Gitanes cigarettes!

You buried the lede...