you also forgot the piano black plastic....obviously that came from aliens!!

No,the plane is TINY! It’s like a plane for ANTS!!!

To be fair, I may trade alien tech for a really solid chili recipe.  Bean-free of course. 

Got some bad news for everyone. Apparently the audio controls on the captured UFO at Area 51 are all capacitive touch, and the climate controls are buried two menus down in the touch screen. Also, it’s almost impossible to turn off traction control.

Holy shit, that bird is huge!

Pentagon Reverse Engineered Non-Human Technology For Decades

How bad at math do you have to be to realize that:

The even worse thing is that if you recalculate the bank payment with 40% down your payment is $3858.76

Glad they’re ok.

You can tell he mashed the gas with the way the camera pitches back as they pass the white truck. You can practically feel the real wheels give up their grip from your own office chair. You don’t even need the sound on to know what happened.

Makes you wonder why Diddy didn’t buy it instead of baby oil...

I’m going to start using that as a euphemism.

Wrong! French Bulldogs can be service animals! The ones that are wear a baguette carrier and a little pouch for Gitanes cigarettes!

You buried the lede...

Under the ACAA, JetBlue would have been required to accommodate a trained service dog but not an emotional support animal, and JetBlue’s website clearly states that dogs are not allowed in first class.

A towing outfit named “Gotcha Towing” couldn’t possibly be an ethically challenged business.

Well then, how delightful that they eat their own!

Everything about Trump is one giant grift, so Trumpers grifting Trumpers is just a natural part of the life cycle.

The only response needed here.  Well done.

Good. Fuck em.