Guys look!

Its the life of the party!

Good pick. But it’s definitely not a sex dungeon. It’s clearly a masturbation dungeon. You can’t trap people in your office with a remote lock. It’s there for when the mood strikes you, you’re at your desk, and you want to get cranking right away without getting up to lock the door.

Matt Lauer is available and he has a sex dungeon

What?

Pictured: Justin Westbrook covering for the entire Deadspin staff while they get drunk on the company dime under the ruse of “awards:”

So the main takeaway from this article is that Subaru has a new 2.4L engine that will be retuned and paired with a bigger turbo for the 2020 STI, right?

Saddle brown interior. GIVE ME SADDLE BROWN INTERIOR. Sorry I have a thing for saddle brown

More FF. Has anyone other than Trump done less and received more coverage for it?

“That’s what I’ve been saying all along!”

+Roy Moore+

I’m pretty handy, and I can pretty much do anything I really research enough, but upholstery is next level hard. I tried some simple stuff, starting with making some bags and some foot stool covers, etc. I tried a seat cover for my jeep 3 times and have concluded it’s actually impossible and upholsterers are wizards.

that’s purple fam, check your settings

This guy basically just built an entire car and I still have to look up youtube videos when I want to tie a tie.

+1 dark spectre of colonialism

Yeah, you know, it really works. Trump is five INTs-in-a-half bad at presidenting, while Clinton would’ve given us 200 yards, 1 TD, and no picks in presiding over an unexciting but marginally effective bureaucracy that wins games 16-10.

And when given a chance to recant on the decision, most of the supporters doubled down on their logic. So McDermott really is a fitting analog for this hellscape we’re trying to navigate through.

It should be very easy to pick between those two options for the rest of the season.

God, linking to PROOF on Twitter has to qualify as rock bottom.

I’m concerned this may undermine his credibility.