“He is a big ‘Seinfeld’ fan.”

Everybody where I live:

Psssh, what do you know? Down here in Tennessee we just panic like there’s a bee in the car. You hit as many controls as you can all at once. Especially if it’s an inch of snow or less.

Do away with the graphic murder? Fine. Do away with the graphic boobs? I shall march on Washington.

Yes. I also frequently visit prisons to tell the inmates they are bad people who do bad things.

perfectly good E46 M3

“we know what he is...”

Y’know, Orton’s numbers aren’t that bad on that list, and I realize I just said that, and I’m just gonna start drinking now.

. . . What . . . what kind of game did Brad Smith have to score 15x worse on any metric than Nathan Peterman? Did he shoot a dog at midfield? Did he shoot a kid?

this is a great round of “let’s remember some Bills”

Haha! Stats nerd!

That list...is a crime against nature. A veritable murderer’s row of mediocrity.

Tyrod is the best QB the Bills have had since Jim Kelly. It’s not even really close. Look at this:

This is normally a reasonable response, but they don’t need Kaepernick because Tyrod Taylor is RIGHT THERE.

But its not hard to imagine why that guy is suing them. All one needs to do is check out Nate Peterman.

Give Peyton Manning a little more credit, 96.4 rating!

If only there were a veteran quarterback with a career rating in the high 80's who could be plucked off street!

Wow. Has it really been 9 months since something from Georgia has imploded so quickly and in such spectacular fashion?

I wouldn’t be surprised if he passes on turkey pardoning. I also wouldn’t be surprised if he signed death warrants for any still-living turkeys pardoned by Obama. My capability for surprise has waned almost completely.

Can we appreciate how the awning makes the lead image look like someone’s scrapbooking project about car pictures?