That’s how you know you’re raising your kid right.

Polite AND sensible! What a kid!

If that were my kid, that’d be my proudest moment. I think I’d shed a tear.

Years ago, my Fox News-watching dad came over for a visit and gave my son Bill O’Reilly’s book for teenagers. My son said “Thanks Grandpa” and after my folks went home, my kid tossed the book in the garbage. He was 14.

As a former Indiana resident who has lived under his “compassionate Conservatism,” I can tell you that I pray for the health of Donald Trump.

He eats breakfast 300 yards away from 4,000 North Koreans who are trained to kill him desperately longing for the sweet release of death

Looks like he wasn’t quite the traveling Salsman.

[Puts on flack jacket and shounder pads. Straps on helmet. Puts safety goggles on. Inserts mouth guard. Checks cup. Ties steel toed boots. Looks around. Deep breath.]

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Sean Spicer then compared it to the Allied invasion of Normandy and the reality/parody circle was completed.

Rob Gronkowski Crashes White House Press Briefing

I’m quite alright with it

Can we now forever call O’Reilly “B.O.”?

His lawyer is even trying to get him off on this one too!

Sex between two consenting adults,

Sexual Harassment: StandByYourMan.mp3

After he won the trial last week! This is why the NFL is so hard on touchdown celebrations. You give these players an inch...

He died doing what he loved...

Yeah, but Bill’s audience don’t take advice on what to hate from women.

Tomi is looking for a job.