Pappy Van Winkle is the biggest bullshit marketing ploy in the history of bourbon. It’s the diamonds of liquor. IT’S SCARCE!!!! That doesn’t make it any good. There are literally 100 better bourbons regularly available than all years of Pappy. Even the uber 18 and 23 Pappy isn’t as good as the 15, FFS. The folks who…

This is really great. Nice work, Mr. Ballmer.

ALL the stars to Abdul for telling ESPN to GTFO......

This is admittedly off-topic, but it seems to fit here better than anywhere else right now:

This should be at the top. Come on people!

A pool of lightly crumpled $100 bills. You could survive that. Or if you’re going with a liquid with a high market value, how about printer ink? We know that shit’s expensive.

New record for longest scroll before Trump comment!

Alternate headline: Rich guy gets $10M tax deduction to discover how other rich guys get their tax deductions.

This is a terrible take. In an age where this info IS freely available but so horribly hard for most people to find that they don’t care enough to look, this should be applauded. When you deride a person for making that data easily accessible and more easily comprehended, you’re part of the problem. This is why Trump…

I hope there’s a mobile version so I can check this out on my Windows phone!

Man does good thing. Blog that agrees with his conclusions mocks him anyways.

All things considered this is actually pretty cool and good?

You pretty much pull out driving a grenade with the pin pulled...

Given that his preferred destination is the Lakers, it is safe to say he’s had it with middling teams and wants to graduate to perennial 11th seed lottery recipient shitholes.

+1. Now I’m thinking Arby’s.

Austin Seferian-Jenkins: I look at this as a new start for me [I’M SUSPENDED]. It’s humbling to come out of the University of Washington as a highly ranked tight end [LIKE JERRAMY STEVENS] and not be successful in Tampa [LIKE JERRAMY STEVENS]. I made some youthful mistakes [LIKE JERRAMY STEVENS] and I know I don’t…

I too cannot believe I came across a joke in poor taste in the Deadspin comments section. I thought I’d be safe here!

Irsay offered to drive Luck to the hospital for the surgery. But then Luck reminded Irsay that his license was suspended.

Pictured: Luck’s successful surgery.

“Just Take these Andrew!”-Jim Irsay