What fuckin’ difference does it make where they sit if the seats are empty?

Hopefully, Michael and Amber remained united through this ordeal.

It’s like Catholic school. Sure, we COULD talk about Jesus dying for our sins and shit, or we could talk about all that sweet sweet Old Testament sex and war.

They are combing the desert.

Holy crap Jason, you came up with all of that in what, 1 or 2 hours since the trailer was released?

Maybe he meant “there was debris on the road, after I crashed”?

...there was some debris on the road and the driver lost traction.

Sorry, the first scene is Luke eating baby snakes freshly removed from their mamma snake stomach.

But what about the midichlorians? They were so illumin[LOUD FART NOISES]

Cornhole sucks and croquet is great.

Isn’t the plural of Jedi also Jedi? I’m sure there’s a bunch of last ones left.

Came here for Jarts defenders. Leaving satisfied.

THEY AREN’T GOING TO KILL LUKE ARE THEY

And then remember how he took a LIGHTSABER TO THE FUCKING FACE

agree i do

pre-trumpo

Fuck me, remembering complaining about the hilt in Adam Driver’s light saber?

Like who even were we then?

Speculation: Luke is now agnostic and thinks both Sith AND Jedi are too easily corruptible. He will bring balance to the force by making sure Rey is the last Jedi to be trained. No more after that.

I did exactly this in high school, except it was on a passed ball and the other team was from a reform school for kids who went there instead of (or right out of?) juvy. The kid who slid in got up and shoved me so the ump told me that if I did it again he wouldn’t stop them from doing more. Totally worth it, though,…