+1 for intentional mistake

Most Indiana State troopers and a majority of local Indiana police have V8 Dodge Chargers.

I’d have pegged him as a Toyota Pious, myself.

This is an amazing reference, and you deserve way more stars than you will actually get.
+1 warp factor.

The first time I can distinctly remember going into a Toys-R-Us was when I was about 7. I had saved up some allowance money and this was the first time I could finally eliminate the disappointment of my parents buying the wrong Ninja Turtle.

Went up to the resister, pulled out my own wallet, payed, cashier handed me…

Billy, have you ever heard Dan Dakich tell the story about WHY he actually threw the chair?? It’s hilarious.

+1 suspicious package.

This is a deep reference, and you sir won’t get enough credit here. Are you a Pats fan, SMU fan? Can’t figure out where the connection is....

This feels like one of those losses where two weeks from now we’re going to see Cronin being arrested when it comes to light he killed a hooker in his hotel room in a blind rage after the game.

Or was it during the game? I don’t know, his face is always stuck like that...

+1 FA Cup... wait, nevermind.

Apparently Spurs fans realized something was wrong when they got to the end of the survey and the last question was just ‘#MAGA: YES or HELL YES!’

Always... ALWAYS countertop truthers...

Sheesh.

Left work and was sitting first in line in a left turn lane getting ready to pull out onto a 6 lane divided highway. I notice a Supra sitting at the light on the highway, ‘Holy crap, a Supra!’ (I’m 17 at the time). Light turns green for Supra, takes off, etc. My light turns green, I pull out and ADMITTEDLY accelerate…

How could you miss, Nothing Drives like a Case!

I was looking at ATS’s coming off lease last year before I ordered a WRX, they were GIVING them away. You could get a loaded Premier model with 25k miles for 35k.

Test drove two, a 2.0T manual and a 3.6, back seat was useless, felt like I was in a piano plastic discount store inside. Also, manual didn’t come in AWD...

Can you adopt me so I can get the family discount too? Pretty please??

I cross shopped an ATS and the 17' WRX that I ordered new. I know people shit on the Subie interiors, but I think it’s better than the ATS, and the infotainment system isn’t fucking CUE, so there’s a solid win.

Honest to god, there’s more leg room in the back of the fucking Camaro then in the ATS... I test drove TWO, one with a stick and the 2.0T and an auto 3.6, fucking useless. I needed to fit a car seat in the back and I bet it would be easier to get in and out of with the Camaro.....

That was 1865, good lord, stop living in the past!!!