Hear me out here...so he’s 20, and he needs to be 16... what if we just cut 1/5 of him off. Does that work?

I know you don’t, and know that I don’t, but let’s be honest here, I’m going to bet a majority of people who voted for TED Cruz, if polled, would say they would NOT vote for a R-candidate named Rafael Cruz without asking a single question about his policy views.

The best part is they give ole’ Beto shit because they claim he changed his name to appeal to Latino voters... where Lyin’ Ted changed his name for the EXACT OPPISITE REASON!

No republican, son of a Cuban immigrant is even getting put on the Republican ticket with the name Rafael Cruz!

The hypocrisy is thick with this…

Yeah, the venndiagram of people who ‘want a manual’ in the Supra and those who will actually buy a Supra is just two circles that are miles apart.

I know people that if given the opportunity to be able to feed themselves by using a can-opener and heating up sauce in a pan, or death, would die because they lack the ability to do the former.

I make home-made sauce en-masse and freeze it because it tastes better and costs me less, and I enjoy cooking.

I know other…

Jeff, inquiring minds want to know, RS5 Sportback? Ehh?! EHHH!?!?! (To the US)

Wait wait wait, Pizza Hut is NOT shit pizza. Their breadsticks are great and Papa John’s is garbage.

Meanwhile, this is the TOP politcal story on Fox New atm...

That’s the brain injuries talking...

I’m a blast at parties! I don’t know everything... but I am really good at Jeopardy?

Look, I didn’t mean to crap on your post, it was just the first one to mention the idea that maybe it would grow jobs, which even though unemployment is at an all time low, these types of jobs tend to pay more and have greater benefit…

If anyone is wondering why Wilbur Ross wants to put a tariff on steel and aluminum, have a looksee.

Of course the American Iron and Steel Institutes applauded it, it’s going to increase the cost of steel and iron! Putting tariffs on products increases demand for non-tariffed products, enabling american made iron and steel companies to raise prices. But there’s no way they can meet the increased demand and opening…

Hahahahaha....haha.....ha..... ha.

Wait, are you serious?

Edit: Ok I came back to be serious. Companies never, NEVER, just agree to use ‘American’ made/sourced parts unless one of two things happen; 1. They pass that cost onto the consumer, or 2. The cost of those parts are equal or less (this almost never happens).

In…

I only own one Apple product, a Grey apple beenie I bought at the Apple store at their campus.

Can’t stand their phones and their new product ‘innovations’ which were already available on every other device 2 years previous, and I swear the new HomePod commercials are going to give me a seizure....

Right? I scrolled all the way down to see what the ‘getting hit by a bus’ one was before the last real event. I am disappoint.

‘The script is flipped!’

You can see towards the end when he’s getting handcuffed, the cop near his head is talking to him and them pats him on the back. I assume he was saying exactly that sentiment, we’d let you...but then we’d lose our jobs.

+1 goalline stand by team grass.

Zing. PC superiority 4TW !