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Don Vito was his uncle, not his dad (that’s Phil).

And how! But boy, did they manage to throw some money at it.

The Wendy’s version is good; I think they’re called “Homestyle strips,” here in Canada or something... but they’re markedly pricier which makes sense considering there’s actual chicken breast beneath the breading.

Taylor Swift does it too and it’s more toothy

Apparently someone also missed being at ground zero on 9/11 because they had the shits that day and sharted a bit on the subway and had to go home and change...? I feel like I heard this on a podcast, so it may not be entirely correct.

I have a continually active brow/forehead area as well, for sure.

I’ve had pronounced forehead wrinkles since learning to worry about being bullied every single day at school for being fat, pretty much from 3rd grade onward (still fat, still worrying all the dang time). I always thought I might do something about them, but then I’d never be able to do The People’s Eyebrow, which I

This is an atrocity, though.

I spat out gum over this. Got me to forget about the terrible sound that “Declan/Daeglann/whatever” makes when it’s pronounced aloud, though.

I don’t even know what my life would be like without being able to laugh at the rich.

The ELF ones that is like $1 sometimes and comes in a tube/wand combo is great as well for a cheap option.

You have the most beautiful hair.

They recommended this one for my hormonal acne and it didn’t do much for me either (plus the awful packaging; don’t even get me started... [although I did learn that sometimes you can’t trust the reviews and what works for others won’t work for you]) http://www.sephora.com/clarifying-col…

It’s worth it when I can return every single skincare item that legitimately does not work as advertised.

In fairness to what’s in Demi’s bag, the white chocolate-raspberry Quest is the best-tasting of them all.

Oh, Tim <3

When you all get your chins done by the same surgeon, you all get pretty much the same chin.

He’s like the cigarette smoker who quits smoking but then becomes the biggest asshole to anyone they see smoking from there on out.

“Even the dumpy and fat can be considered ‘beautiful,’” says Karl.