It was also called “Man of the Year” until 1999.

She’s a beautiful woman and they make her look like an ad for brain damaged people with double chins.

That alone is enough to make her person of the year in my book

She also once cancelled a meeting with Putin because he was late.

no i think he knows exactly why people don’t like him, doesn’t give a shit, and thinks he can buy friends.

Eww. Khloe is bringing GOD into her great, big pie lie.

Same! So obvious. And isn’t Khloe supposed to be the least offensive Kardashian?

I don’t even listen to the Wu Tang Clan and I still think they should break their contract and release the album for free now, just to fucking spite the guy.

I believed that maybe she hired someone to “help” her make pies and assisted a little bit by measuring ingredients.

He once joked on Twitter about trying to buy Katy Perry’s guitar so he could get a date with her.

Martha Stewart does have an art department! (One of my friends won an Emmy working for it.)

at no point did i ever believe she baked those fucking pies.

You and me both. I like Khloë fine, but Martha Stewart would’ve needed an art department to turn out those baked goods.

Yes to Margaret Atwood! Yes to graphic novels! Yes to staying in more!

I think this is likely the perfect encapsulation of their daily life: She smiles placidly while he spins in dizzy circles until he throws up and she has to put him down for a nap.

STOP EVERYTHING!!!

Lena Dunham discussing her fun times on stage:

I have to believe 88% of it is for the camera. But 10% is the copious amounts of alcohol/coke. 2% being not so bright and very pretty people being together 24/7.

Can you imagine if your friends’ group just suddenly all started acting like this? Would you assume everyone had had sneak lobotomies performed on them, or would you instead believe that you had died and gone directly to the lowest level of hell?