Seriously, what in fresh hell is that monstrosity?

No joke, that entire Nasty Gal section made me so glad I wear almost exclusively all black, all the time.

Man, of all the fuckin’ bands you could put on a shirt.......

Yeah this is cute af

what in holy hell is going on here

I have something like this in an office-appropriate length (for me/my office, that’s “to the knee,” but ymmv) that’s more of an “everyday drab chino” colour; I think it’s about three years old and still gets a lot of wear. I’m almost universally drab, though. Also on mine the buttons are just just decorative

Oh, sorry! I didn’t get the memo that it’s 1999 and I’m 16 years old again. JFC

But have you SEEN the outfit Joe chose to meet Huckabee ?!

Well, they are on sale.

evil-laughing AND proud

Etsy, prob

anal? cap

it’s a throwback to old European tradition

Is it because of the general ennui with “-ayden” sounding names? Got a little of that Aiden Cayden Brayden Jayden overload, perhaps?

But why won’t Tom Hardy choose me.

Whenever I see an adult romper, for some reason all I can think of is, “adult baby,” and I no way mean to kink-shame anyone, here.

Oh I sang them all in the correct pitches/voices, which makes them way funnier.

For sure. It’s just that “Abel Benjamin” is more awkward to say aloud is all. Not that people will often use his middle name (speaking of, he IS the only baby I know of born in the last five years without two OR MORE middle names, which I figure is just new parents’ newest way to make sure their lil snowflake is more…

Like the sands through the hourglass, these are the eyebrows of New Jersey.

Oh god, I think the “Jaxson/Jaxon” thing comes from Sons Of Anarchy and the very strong desire to refer to your kid as “Jax,” for whatever reason. A person in my office also just had a baby last week and named him Abel Benjamin (which sounds like the two names are mixed-up in order when you say it aloud; it just…