• Look at This Photograph, It’s of Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger Divorcing After Two Years of Marriage
  

Honestly thought they’d announced they were separating like two years ago.

My fav. MAC collab since Heatherette

This is great news honestly and I love that they’re not terribly expensive. My pay scale is admittedly more “Payless” than “Cole Haan,” and it’s always nice when you get great results from something inexpensive— that makes it a bargain in the truest sense.

This is great news honestly and I love that they’re not terribly expensive. My pay scale is admittedly more…

That is monstrous. I would never remove my shoes in public if I knew there was even the chance of them or my feet being stinky. I’d sooner cut my feet off.

That is monstrous. I would never remove my shoes in public if I knew there was even the chance of them or my feet…

*running man dance*

*running man dance*

This kinja co-op has made me glad that payday’s around the corner (for me). I like that comfort factor was considered by all of the entries, and I can’t wait to get some of those Bloch flats into my shoe rotation.

This kinja co-op has made me glad that payday’s around the corner (for me). I like that comfort factor was…

Have you seen this fake twitter account belonging (not really) to that blonde woman sitting behind Ms. Davis yesterday? Not bad: “I sit next to Kim Davis. This was supposed to just be a chill job. Goddamn it, Kim.” https://twitter.com/nexttokimdavis

I am glad that Jackie Fox addressed this.

Weird! Perhaps they were on sale last week... sorry!

I will absolutely consider getting the full size, I’m just in the middle of a few face soaps right now where none of them is even halfway finished (one such bottle is the Avene cleansing cream I mentioned, turns out it’s not discontinued— it’s just a different type of cleanser).

Interesting! I have never actually done the two-week gel?/shellac thing because my sister was hooked on them and it ended up kind of destroying her nails, so I got scared? I love nail polish and I love to do my own nails but the drying time is where I struggle— it’s hard to be in my apartment and not putter around…

Yesssssss Sally Hansen Insta-Dry topcoat in the red bottle! I’ll damn near clear out an entire drugstore’s stock if it’s on sale (because I know it turns to rubber cement before I’m halfway through the bottle, it’s just the way it is).

Damn it! Zoya has such great colours, too!

I have no idea, but I’d venture a guess that it’s because I’m “frugal.” There are olive bars in the grocery that have the olives and other stuff in oil but I usually only get those when we have people coming over.

I used to dream about having Elaine Benes’ job at the J. Peterman Company!

Nail polish peeps: is Butter London universally difficult to get to dry because it’s 3-Free? I get faster drying times with OPI, and they’re 3-Free, too, so I have no idea if I’m doing something wrong. I’ve tried drying drops, drying sprays, OPI RapidDry, Revlon quick drying top-coat, like, almost everything at this…

I like the Avene products and have previously used the cream cleanser meant for acne-prone/oily skin that was (probably..?) the precursor to this. My MiL got this sample in her ipsy bag last month and gave it to me. I am loving it right now, too— it’s in my gym bag but I’ve gone to the trouble of taking it out of…

The MyChelle Dermaceuticals Perfect C Serum is one of the best spot-reducing/vanishing (as in, dark spots from the sun and leftover acne scars) treatments I have ever tried (and oh, have I tried a few).

This has to be one of the ugliest outfits I’ve ever seen, and I keep scrolling by and coming back to it and thinking about it; that it’ll turn ‘cute,’ and I’ll suddenly go from hating every stitch to being in love, but I’m not there yet. This looks like, “drum corps majorette uniform crafted from swaths of leftover…