$80K in USD>?!?? holy shit but i am a junior jr. jr. engineer and i literally do not make HALF THAT (in Canadian dollars), please kill me immediately

This image honestly makes me wish for death.

“Oops! There go my eyes! They popped right out and now they’re rolling away. Far far away.”

Cool! Still a shame Target fucked up their Canadian venture so badly; it would’ve been great if they’d had selection anywhere near that of their US stores (while they were open, but too late!).

Cool! Still a shame Target fucked up their Canadian venture so badly; it would’ve been great if they’d had selection…

LEAST CHILL CAREER DAY EVER

This is good-ass kinja

This is good-ass kinja

Take my money!!!!!!!!!

That is the meanest goddamn face I’ve ever seen, and I was terrorized by mean girls.

This is wonderful, they seem to be better quality than the Aldo ones~! Thank you for the tip! I hope they ship to Canada— that’s basically the only benefit of the Aldo ones: if I need them in a pinch, I can usually grab a pair at the mall. Merveilleux!

This is wonderful, they seem to be better quality than the Aldo ones~! Thank you for the tip! I hope they ship to…

Death to the foot condoms! Mine always roll down my heel to under my foot, OR I end up with the baby toe that works its way out as I’m walking down the street with my hands full. Also, when they show up over the sides of the flats: that’s most upsetting because you’re trying to be all stealth, like, “Yeah I’m cool and…

Death to the foot condoms! Mine always roll down my heel to under my foot, OR I end up with the baby toe that works…

I am a flats-wearer but I specifically like the barefoot look. I also happen to hate those little half-sock foot-condom things that are supposed to give the barefoot look while keeping your flats from becoming stinky like they would when worn with bare feet on the regular. These are the answer— the ultimate holy grail…

I am a flats-wearer but I specifically like the barefoot look. I also happen to hate those little half-sock…

re: black olives... some of us just like salty, brine-y things but we know our ways are incorrect
but the rest of this, yes.

“I can’t believe I’m on a ‘news channel!’”
Neither can we, Liz.

Okay I just fell in love with Kristen Schaal even more than before, knowing she’s done a Weird Al vid.

Really? I was like, “Fuck yeah, you burn your hand on that hot plate you were explicitly told about, you enormous dum-dum,” but that’s just me (I’ve waited tables, so that could be why I hate people like this woman, idk)

I’m leaning very strongly towards “streamlined, anti-wedding” pantsuit, but definitely will be needing more of a defined waist than what this garment offers. I think it’s the fabric and the overall lack of embellishment on it that calls to me!

It’ll keep “President Walker” at bay, I hope. I can only imagine what it would do for diplomatic relations (especially if our government changes this time around)...!

I’m just here to say that Nick Jonas’ falsetto is better than Bieber’s and even better than Timberlake’s. I am Canadian so I should be on Bieber’s side, but I’m 100% ready to fight about this (if I must). I know too much about falsettos.

I’m torn between hating it and saving it to a folder of “future wedding looks” for myself, god help me.

The only SPINs I have left are the triptych covers from when Beastie Boys released Hello Nasty and a few other issues of magazines specifically when them on it from that time. The worst part is that I didn’t care for them well enough and the copy with MCA’s face on the cover is in the worst shape. I will never get rid…