I thought this was a Real Housewives Of New Jersey cast-0ff until I scrolled down and found out who it was.

Britney, I love you! Having your bellybutton pierced in the Lord’s Year 2015? Now THAT is staying on-brand.

I can’t make it to Amber Rose’s Slut Walk LA but I sure as hell can buy one of the cool shirts they’re selling in support of it http://www.amberroseslutwalk.com/store

So far, this appears to be the best thing to have happened last night (only just catching up on VMA “news” because I watched something else [better] instead and went to bed at ten).

Can someone call up Steph McMahon and make sure the Wyatt Family gets these, please?

I tried this mascara (waterproof) and it is actually Good.

Kill Taylor, because she’s Taylor.

NO oh dear, no and those shoes! Ghastly.

I like this because it looks like candies and I will never be this confident about my own body

LMAO “a child”

so you’re saying CURT SCHILLING HAS A FETISH FOR SHITTING ON PRIVATE PROPERTY, are you?

GOLD LEAF ‘PONS <3 bless you

That’s the problem with being able to buy certifications, for sure. It upsets me to know they’re Leaping Bunny certified, but then there’s the chicken/egg argument of, “If you buy lots of a ‘cruelty-free’ line that’s owned by a dirty, shameless animal testing conglomerate, maybe they’ll get the hint and try to…

I’m just here to second the suggestion for CoverFX Pure Pigment (especially the ‘add it to ur sunscreen’ part!). Here’s the link to check it out: http://www.coverfx.com/custom-cover-d… Edited to add: it seems expensive but when you’re using a drop or two or three a day, it lasts a hell of a long time.

Honestly, if a makeup counter person was ever this judgmental and rude to me, I’d barely make it through to the end of the ‘makeover.’ And then I wouldn’t buy a damn thing, unless it was one of those makeup counter make-overs where it’s “free,” provided you buy at least one lip or eye item or whatever. Were that the…

I’d like to lean in as she was speaking and gently stroke her wattle.

What I got from this was that Miley can totally wear any lip colour she wants and pull it off with ease.

Tying this up in the courts forever and alienating everyday, American taxpayers that would like to buy a license that they are legally allowed to have: what Jesus would have done, undoubtedly.

I would also be very interested in writing up a cruelty-free/vegan product journal entry for Millihelen, if the need or requests are there.

The only way to be really, really sure your ‘cruelty-free’ products are not owned by companies that practice animal testing or use ingredients that may have been tested on animals is to check the leaping bunny registry (companies pay for that certification and so it’ll be visible on the product packaging 99.5% of the…