Please let this be the entire frat’s own cock-block that lasts the whole school year (at minimum). Don’t fuck a Sigma Nu any frat member, pass it on.

Is that Lila Rose? If it is, Hey fuck you Lila.

I am seriously amazed and pleased something was done about it in the situation you described! I’m just bitter and hate engineering consulting.

Wow, he said what it feels like most men are tiptoeing around saying every single day! “Can’t trust these broads to NOT get knocked up, right? They’re just going to forget how to do the math. Don’t want ‘em on your project because they’re just gonna get pregnant anyway! H’yuk, h’yuk.” It is an entirely unfriendly…

I wish I could adequately prepare her for what she’s in for, both being a woman studying engineering as well as one practicing engineering after graduation. It’s not.......... great.

“Stop feeding your children McDonalds.” just rubs me the wrong way, and I don’t particularly love McDonald’s or work for them or anything... it just feels like you’re shaming someone who is maybe incredibly busy working because it’s tough out here for almost everyone who works but especially so for those working more…

Um, the cousin is a banker and believes that part of what makes him great and superior is his Finnish ancestry. They basically named the kid “Finland,” but shortened it, and neither parent is funny or neat or interesting enough to watch anything like Adventure Time.

You get to be a construction worker. Cool!

This entire passage is all the writing portfolio anyone could ever need:

Keep that label front and centre, Ali!

People don’t get that “retard” is a slur, do they?

True. She must be afraid to have him around the kids without anyone else, right?

They’re the ugliest fuckin’ shoes I ever saw.

Some people forget to change their addresses on banking info after they’ve moved, especially if it’s a temporary move. I’ve done it, and it was years before I even had to change my address because I do all of my banking online mostly. No bills or statements come to my house, so I’d never notice if they stopped or…

“minus Mandy Patinkin,”

This is all lovely because my awful cousin recently welcome his first child and they named the poor thing “Finn” and no one agrees that it’s a dumb and terrible name. Just awful.

I can die (and go to hell), now. Take me, I’m ready.

Oh no, her green heart tattoo!

This whole side of the photo is just fucking sumptuous