Oh boy is it ever stupid. My favorite was the time he wore it for the great Tidal kick-off presser.

Drugs are good

This is one thousand and one times more interesting than any Taylor Swift “beef”/feud.

this actually sounds like a dream

Please don’t let it be a movie. I beg of you.

Lamar Odom: not wrong in his criticism of TMZ

This is a child on stilts inside of a grown-man’s coat.

i came

Awwww but that might’ve affected his life, or even worse— totally ruined his life! A prison sentence/time served would have followed him forever, is that really fair? Poor guy, his life ruined by a woman who just couldn’t keep her mouth shut! /s obvs

Last time I bought some Becca, it was in the JCPenney Sephora ‘station,’ in Duluth Minnesota (I was home for a visit, and it’s only a 4-hour drive away). It can be found!

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles is my everything. I grew up on a solid diet of John Candy, and for some reason it’s still my favorite thing he was in— even more so than Uncle Buck. I still wish he’d been able to stay, and can’t wait to introduce my kids to his work one day.

I have only been hearing snippets about this until now. I had a rough 2014 financially speaking, so I have no access to credit/credit cards, and can therefore not order online from Sephora. I avoid looking now because I just add things to my online cart, get sad, and then bail. I’ll be in trouble if they ever begin…

I just about asked, “Who went to buy him all of this food upon his being arrested,” and then I remembered.......... prob the same mom who went to fetch his adult son a sandwich.

Artisanal bespoke patchwork blowjob bib.

That’s very funny!

The ability to speak French in this case almost certainly has to do with the idea of respectability. The ability to speak multiple languages typically indicates that one is well-educated, which in and of itself is often a marker of a certain level of wealth. The point I’m trying to make is that even if you play The…

Never read the CBC comments, dear god. If it’s not Fuck Her Right In The Pussy, it’s kiss-and-running on camera; the assailant must be charged with sexual assault— if not, it’s like saying all women are just objects that are open for humiliation and unwanted touching in the workplace. ffs I hate this country so much…

Damn it! You know what though, I’ve been storing my clean pots and pans inside my oven as of late because I found a house centipede in the pull-out storage drawer below the oven, so this might still be totally useful! Enamel stoves and other kitchen ware: I enjoy That Aesthetic, It’s Good.

Double ovens tho