Love that she can speak fluent, perfect French to the French crowds and still gets accosted by the “Respectability Police,” cool, good, etc.

He is very much giving me childhood flashbacks to the clay-face man from Gigglesnort Hotel (I had to look it up b/c all I can remember is that the character was a lump of clay), whose name it turns out was Blob

Oh, 100%

Oh you just jogged my memory on that absolutely delightful segment. Thanks for the reminder!

At fourteen I thought she was a goddess, and though I am not-so-enamored with her anymore, I hope Gwen Gets Everything (it’s likely more than 75% all hers anyway).

this is the most glamorous flipping-off I’ve ever received, A++

I didn’t cry until he cried and then the flood gates burst (in my eyes). This man was a part of my latter high school, college & uni, and fledgling adult-person years so I really do owe him my sincerest thanks. May you enjoy your family, life, and retirement for many decades to come, Jon Stewart!

This week those same flyers in the same envelopes made it to Winnipeg homes. If such a miniscule shock and awe tactic works in this election and Harper’s re-elected, please pack me up in a rocket ship and set my course one-way for the sun.

I drive through Cambridge into Kitchener then to Waterloo each morning and it’s funny to see already how Kitchener’s already got their Conservative signs up, where as the NDP signs start pretty well at the “border” of where Cambridge meets K-W. You can tell Cambridge is the manufacturing town. This is my first federal…

In fairness I’ve had to hear that “Nice hair, though. *resume going through a paper shredder*” anti-Trudeau attack ad since at least May of this year. It’s been on the radio that long, and a visit home in June confirmed for me they were playing it on TV (I don’t buy cable but my folks do). If Harper himself were to be…

I am happy for her but still insanely jealous that she gets to bone Justin Theroux and a free lifetime supply of Living Proof hair products.

I still automatically (silently) insert the “Baby Wipes” between Terrence and Howard whenever his name is spoken or written.

This was perfectly written, and the conclusion of “[...] free pancakes for the rest of your lives” is also perfect.

Heather and Laura Jane are now separated (I always rooted for them), though I’m not sure they are officially divorced. Not that it matters.

Good PR campaigns/teams can work miracles, just look at the Mike Tyson Forgiveness Tour.

Fuck this entitled douchebag forever, though.

No, I mean I’m pretty sure lots of people loved his Buzz Lightyear as well which is fine! Separating the art from the artist! etc!

Tim Allen has a show, still? Shit, here I thought he was relegated to Michigan tourism radio commercials (AKA “out of my face,” where he belongs).

I know he can’t help it but this name sounds like something I would make up when pressed for my identity in a situation where I wasn’t trying to get caught in a web of lies.

I am now picturing them with a literal mattress stuffed with cash in a secret hideout or a storage unit filled with cash somewhere in Arkansas.