I’m half Scandi and I sunburn in 15 minutes, so I know from experience that you are speaking the god-Honest truth here. It’s not pretty, but at least I know it’s working. Tarte just put out a zinc oxide based facial sunscreen this year that actually works but gets shit reviews because of the ‘white cast,’ and as soon…

Ah, interesting! Thank you for the info.

Totally agree. High Intensity Interval Training is much less arduous, over with quickly, and apparently burns calories much better. I did the Couch-to-5k at my heaviest and it does really make you feel good afterwards about what your body can do, but I sincerely had to force myself to do it every time— there was never…

I have heard the following, though I have no source for it so grain of salt: apparently the average “birth canal” is hardly ever more than nine inches long.

Never gets old <3

Shit, a 1st year student died of Spinal Meningitis in residence at my alma mater like... ten years ago, now. I’ll never forget how her parents had to come all the way up north to collect their kid’s body and her belongings. The poor soul, she thought she just had a bad case of influenza, and the other people on her…

Sadly, Germany is like, waaaaaayyyy more progressive than the States.

I love the idea of pink eyeshadow but think it was poorly executed in this instance. Rita Ora has a lovely, symmetrical face with perfect features to which even I would love to apply makeup, and I’m no makeup artist. The risk is that it makes the eyeshadow-wearer look sort of strung out and/or exhausted. I’m not sure…

Honest-to-goodness read it as “[...] Full Of Used Tampons,” the first time, which is still good but upon second reading it made much more sense.

RIP Buddy xo

The Sweetest Thing was so disappointing recently upon re-watching. I guess I’ve changed. Still love Selma Blair, Cameron Diaz, and Christina Applegate, though.

“Sorry I got caught and that y’all are mad but I LOVE TO KILL.”

I am from Thunder Bay and have never heard that. But holy fuck can I party.

She’s not wrong, Nicki (and I love you).

People: some a good, some are bad ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ **

I also think kids and babies are cool and fun but minimum-wage employees put up with A LOT of shit and shouldn’t have to put up with shitty diapers, too. I would have asked Subway Diaperer to take it to the restroom, where poo belongs. But I am hardened from a half a lifetime’s worth of terrible jobs, so imagining a…

Having worked in big-box retail relatively recently, I can tell you in all honesty that some parents are changing diapers and leaving the shitty, un-wrapped diaper either on the ground in the parking lot (someone has to pick that up, asshole(s)) or in their empty shopping cart in the parking lot (the cart guy has to…

Yeah, it really doesn’t sound like it was ‘just weed’ that he relapsed with but rather that weed was a catalyst for him getting back into pills.