Same. My closest allies and friends.

I keep imagining Christina trying to pull that fifth wheel with the Smart Car, and it’s a positively divine mental imagine.

His only regret is being caught and having this go public.

Bet you they live in a big godawful McMansion.

You can take your Oppression Olympics right the fuck on outta here, and don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

I know, I’m practically flipping fucking whole cubicles over, here.
Trophy hunters (ESPECIALLY THIS GUY): please get violently mauled to death by a wild animal.

Like, HOW MUCH fucking money are they going to waste on the investigation and subsequent studies, etc.

This is perfection.

Most definitely a troll

This put into words more eloquently how I felt after being raped (10 years ago in university by my ex) than I could ever have done myself. After that, I just closed down/shut off and continued through the motions of every day life. I would have killed myself if it hadn’t been for my family and their unceasing love and…

Your responses are the only thing that kept me sane reading through the comments, here. You’re a saint.

this is the stuff of ten year old me begging my mom to get the McCall’s pattern and make my hallowe’en costume early DREAMS

this was really, really (I’m already re-reading) good but the fighting nerds (me) are gonna insist: it’s not “jujitsu,” it’s “jiu-jitsu.”

Thank you for saying so, it has made me feel ‘less alone’ in the world. I’ve never had a super-easy relationship with anyone, ever (even my ma!) and then I realized and understood it was because I am difficult in so many ways. It makes me feel lucky to have the wonderful boyfriend I have.

Oh, for sure. Absolutely agree, it’s just that The Hunger Games is decidedly not my cup of tea, but even my boyfriend ignores my stubbornness and bribes me into seeing each ones of these movies in the theatre w/promises of froyo and popcorn.

Phew, what a relief that The Hunger Games means Philip Seymour Hoffman will be remembered.

no

Forever bummed that these books-for-tweens films were PSH’s last.

Coors Light is perfection when it’s hot and even better if you’re near a lake of some sort. It’s just cold and tasty without being at all heavy. Give me a Coors Light over any other inexpensive beer in the summertime, please!

GINGER FACED FART STORM, +10