Dear god, I’ve heard he’s done some “metal covers” and the horror was like hearing that a giant, man-eating spider is living under my bed and waiting to kill me.

Oh, that is actually so beautiful that I am picturing them doing faux-curtsies and sweeping arm gestures while they say it with the saccharine-sweet grin ‘some people’ (me) get when being passive-aggressive. Mm. Delicious.

Also, Nick Jonas’ falsetto is better than Timberlake’s ever was.

I never doubted for a second you would, honey! Now you have a nice day, alright?

Oh hi! You again!

I still believe in Khloe and Lamar, too.

lmao “oh girl” is definitely not the new “oh boy,” but this is good solid cataloguespeak

Kocktails. I mean, it really couldn’t have been anything else.

From what I understand, the glycolic acid is one for acne and smoothing surface lines, but I just checked the skincareaddiction reddit and dug this up: https://www.reddit.com/r/SkincareAddi…

Thank you! I thought so too. I didn’t even mention how the friend ordered them in one size ‘girlie’ tees, so it barely covered my bod... I looked like an overstuffed, tacky-as-hell sausage.

For the person who was wearing that one, I can report that it DID work! She was also wearing black sequin leggings though, which she counts as her ‘get lucky’ pants, so coulda been the pants too, who knows.

Ahhh then I scrolled down and realized it IS the glycolic fix stuff... just different packaging here in Canada. I do not get paid by them, fyi! I just have terrible cystic acne and use glycolic acid a few times a week... but I’m also poor enough to appreciate products that work. The pads and the gel are good for…

*screeching* I’ll take ten!

I might use this if it worked but it looks like a damn day-glo pacifier for grown-ups. Also not sure how ExpressSmile works but if its UV-based, couldn’t that expose your mouth area to aging (like when people started worrying about the uv-gel manicures prematurely aging their hands)?

Nip and Fab makes good as hell and inexpensive glycolic acid products, so I’d legitimately like to know what she’s holding here.

I had to wear one because my sister’s best friend planned the bachelorette party and they all said either “Bridesmaid” or “Maid of Honor” on the front and had our relationship status on the back (“DTF,” “living in sin,” etc.). And we actually had to go out in them, all over downtown Toronto. It was a humiliation I…

I feel like lash extensions this significant would make me more likely to ‘rest my eyes’ in everyday situations, like driving and working. Everyone around me seems to have them, though!

It’s totally acceptable, I’m still not sure who to believe on this story.

Daily Mail is saying they’re still together