To the troll replying to everyone that “she cheated on him twice,” I actually do not care who cheated on whom, nor do I feel that cheating makes either one of them ‘shitty’— just seems the marriage is over and it’s time for both to move on. Spamming us with “She cheated on HIM” doesn’t change the fact that he was…

I am so glad I trawl the comments now because of THIS! Thank you times a million. I know what I’m doing when I get home!

Oh I absolutely agree. I would love to see her career just blow the fuck up because she is talented and deserves the success without the strings-attached to Blake. (not saying that any of her success up to this point is because of their marriage, I’m just excited to see what she can do without the distraction)

oh hell yeah

Spread your wings and fly, free of cheating, wheezing, old dirtbags and enjoy yourself some Crystal Lite Margaritas, girl. Time to live your best life!

I would totally appear pleasantly plump next to a greyhound or whippet but my fat would just make me a better slim-dog snuggler.

Strobing! Thank you, I couldn’t recall. I know I’ve been seeing it on The Pinterest but considering I am the greasiest, slickest-faced person I have ever met, I try to keep away from looking any shiny (or “luminous,” whatever). I can’t watch the video because my workplace blocks YouTube but the word “strobing” sounds…

I have heard that Greyhounds are big lazy sweethearts that just want to lie around on your furniture and eat and love you. If true, that could be a great fit for my, like... lifestyle. Our old neighbor rescued one after its career in dog racing and it was a very nice dog but could never play fetch or anything…

Nope, just cute-cute!

Wait, what about this new non-contouring I’ve been seeing on Pinterest— where they do only the highlighting? There’s an actual name for it, besides just “highlighting.”

Is this couple registered at Spencer Gifts by any chance?

Easier to get an idiot to toe the line unquestionably.

B-b-b-b-but black shows ‘love stains.’

This photo (outfits, hair) looks like it could have been taken at any point between 1970 and 1995, and I know that can’t be correct.

Her oven-roasted turkey breast recipe is the best turkey-thing I have ever made in my life. I actually created a damn Pinterest account so I could ‘pin’ it, but it’s one to commit to pen and paper, I think.

Looks like Kendall’s wearing my wedding dress here, she looks.... alright in it.

He’s fucking absolutely insufferable.

This is beautiful

I think that I dislike Jonathan but wanted Eva Marie to be happy and feel secure and I guess that’s why I always sort of rooted for them? Although, every time I had to see his hairless, overly-tanned red chest on tv I disliked him more and more personally (but that’s just me). I admittedly kinda fell off after Naomi…

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