Okay I didn’t see this movie or read the book, was there a vampire-related reason that they had a creepy Renaissance-baby-Jesus instead of just a kid?

...that’s not shade.

I laughed, I cringed, I giggled, and sighed with relief when the kid wasn’t a Republican.

Anyone else see, after Obama goes off on climate change, Laverne Cox standing up in the audience like OH SNAP? Amazing! My fave moment of the whole night.

Clarks says she asked God: “Are you going to bless me and let me find a diamond today?”

Every single day, that man looks more and more like an android wearing a skin suit.

I imagine he’d be saying (in Latin or Arabic):

He'd also know better than to turn his back on a witch.

God I love when they’re all directly confronted with what inclusion means. If you’re gonna let one religion in, you have to let them all!

Evan Rachel Wood, yes. People are dicks.

Keep it coming, Rand. Show the world what an insufferable doucherocket you are. It’s the best part of the Republican candidate clusterfuck.

I haven’t, but I’d like to at least visit DeSmet. (C’mon, I can’t be the only Jezzie who wants to!)

Um, 15+6 = 21 , not 23.

"Marsha and I always planned to have five children..."

I totally agree - I wanted to see a pic of Swells!

Yeah, where is that? Certainly NOT the library where I got zero work done because lavender = napping, not studying.

Another Wellesley Alum! Our library is gorgeous!

Pork Wine. The OTHER white wine.

Wait, is it total bullshit or are you just saying it's not worth the money? Because ballsmcgee and I got ours for free through his health insurance, so I've got a great step & calorie counter (I got one of the ones that tells the time, your steps, your calories, how many floors you've climbed, and how far you've…

Probably. We would have gotten that one right if you came into my Taco Bell.