No.

And painful? I remember coming home from school and taking my boots off only to find little red and purple indentations where they'd cut into the bottom of my foot. I actually saw some in Forever 21 last year.

I teach 4th grade math and have made it my mission to turn all my students into proud math nerds. They are not allowed to say that they're not good at math. When they're struggling with a problem, they say they're still working through it. If they get a wrong answer, they say they're still working through it. …

Congrats to Dr. Mirzakhani on this fantastic accomplishment. Moduli space is a fascinating study.

Let me be clear: When I say that a secret treasure room may be the best birthday present ever, I don't mean to say that it is the greatest birthday present ever for a four year old, I mean that it is the greatest birthday present ever, full stop. You know, in case anyone reading this is wondering what to get me for my…

I'm here in the comments to meet and greet all the people who want to tell me that this is "probably fake" or give me lengthy lessons on "how space travel doesn't work that way." I am here for you guys.

Well, how about we edit it to "hating men, sex, SAHMs, or other women isn't part of feminism, but we've got assholes in our club too."

OK so something I've noticed (I'm 46, so I've had lots of time) is that even today lots of people get serious quite young, with like the first or second person they've really dated. Like they're in a rush to get something locked down. (Don't even get me started on the people who pair off in the first week of their…

It's not better than my selfie with LeVar Burton. Bitches.

She touched me. Physically, right on my arm. Emotionally, right in my heart.

I absolutely would have done this had I known about it. 100%. I don't really see why not to if you're only going to wear it once. Remember, long ago men used to buy their tuxes permanently as well as formal wear that they'd use for many years afterwards. As they stopped doing so, and only wore tuxes on one or two…

Correct use of apostrophes enhances the beauty of the world.

When you're putting something hot in the blender just remove the little plastic circle thingie in the middle of the lid and cover the hole with a dish towel.

Damn, Macklin!

Does your mom know you post on the big girl site?

Beautiful. Triumphant. "STAAAAAAAANNNNNNDING TALLLLLLLLLL!"

No Greatest American Hero?!?!?! Out of all the above you posted... this tops them all.