Why does it seem like every day we have to explain to people what Dirt Bag is? It's such an easy target for people to feel superior to.
I thought it was a hat shaped like a penis before the main image loaded.
Oh don't eeeeeven go there with me, OK? Maybe you need to find another site? I have no idea what you're posting here or what this nonsense is all about. I just don't know. If you are suggesting that we don't write about rape, I would suggest you look here.
On a semi-related note, I was able to talk a manager at KFC into honoring an expired coupon for a free pot pie yesterday.
Today, I baked pretzel buns from scratch. It was so fucking easy! I told Mr. Barge that I should just bake a couple loaves of bread every weekend. It's not hard and we would know what was in our bread.
I have an aunt named Gay, and she is super butch. She is an artist, and a hella excellent human being. She made this painting of an emu called "You wanna piece of me?"
Sorry for the double post but...this bearded guy seems to have it out for John, dude better watch his back.
THANK you! I was all WTF E! - he doesn't even merit a mention?
This was always my favourite one. I think I read it 10 times:
In the words of the great Dan Savage, DTMFA (dump that motherfucker already)
I read this title as, "Maya Rudolph has an Airdale!" and, for a brief second, was irrationally excited.
No idea what I'm talking about? Then this puppy pic is gonna seem extra random.
portishead's cover of glory box, recorded live does it for me.
You didn't lose your chance at happiness. You found it. It doesn't sound like you two were going to be happy. You have a chance now. I know it's scary, but this might help- have you every heard anyone say, "wow, I shouldn't have broken up with that guy I was dating 5 years ago" ? I never have. :)
I watched this episode last night and the sheer amount of TALKING that Samy and Amy do is fucking exhausting.
What surprised me most was that it was still in business. Then Sammy said something like "I have enough money to keep this place going." And then it all made sense.
Don't be rash.
Damn, now I'm going to have to eat at a Chili's.