Good point. But they did pick the perfect shade of blue-green towel to complement his triceps.

One great thing about being an adult is that teens are very unattractive to me. GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK TYLER.

I would like to provide more pictures for journalistic whatever

A source close to the couple says they're planning to name it Staten Island Shere Khan Camper-Wentz.

I think you mean "Wereloris". Lady Gaga is a wereloris now.

"Friends" bolted after she shared the pictures? Who the fuck does that? The internet blows my mind yet again.

Seconded. I'm more concerned about the color being all wrong.

I served him once when I used to work at Starbucks. The man has no inside voice. He is all news broadcaster all the time. It was awesome.

George Zimmerman (no celebrity bold for you!)

stoptimus prime

Aw man, I remember that Jude Law. I know we all get older, but I feel like he went from "Hottest Guy on the Planet" to "Skeevy Drunk Uncle" status in like 10 years.

Myfitnesspal is free. I lost 35lb over a few months on that. I've kept it off for a year, too.

nvm. it's an asian black bear. them ears!

"Sherri Shepherd apologized for her homophobic comments and you can't be mad because Mario Cantone says it's okay."

Every time there's a new season of Bachelette, or whatever, herpes simplex virus throws a kegger.

Kids these days. No goddamn media training at all.

Step 1: Figure out how to get Bette Midler and Josh Groban to attend one of my parties.

Tweet beat used to be my favorite feature. With the constant promotion of abusers like Charlie Sheen and leeches like Brandi Glanville, I can't even enjoy it anymore. It makes me sad. JEZEBEL, PLEASE USE YOUR CLICK BAIT FOR GOOD!

That's the "Luke Perry" he's doing right there.