Describing something as an ornate vagina is one way to get me to click on a link.

I love Julia Roberts' outfit. Like, there is no reason I should like an oxford blouse under a velvet trumpet dress with a diamond belt. BUT I DO!

You mean the one that grew up to be a strong woman with the courage of her convicti....

Cannot be unseen!

So Barbra Bush only listens to Democrats?

People, it's "sometimes y". That means it's a fake vowel and we need to refrain from using it as such unless it is absolutely necessary, like say a kidnap note.

Erm, Edith is not boring this series.

I always wondered why the beautiful Nikki Cox felt compelled to get all that unnecessary plastic surgery. I think I finally got my answer.

Colin Farrell seems so enjoyable these days!

One one of the -20C freezers at work: a wreath I made last week using the plastic inserts left over from SpaceSaver pipette tip boxes, duct tape, two paper clips and a piece of string. The 250ul tips are the green and the 10ul tips are the red.

The hidden interior ornament is my favorite one.

When I was in college, my housemates and I made BRA TREE because we couldn't afford ornaments. Also because #feminism.

Where is PM dirt bag?! I need my fix :(

Is it just me or has Tweet Beat been really boring these last few months? I stopped reading it a while ago and thought I'd check back in today...nope, still boring.

A GIF for the Biebs.

Holy shit. You win.

Buy her Nickle and Dimed by Barbara Ehrenreich. The unbrainwashing cannot start too soon.

Give the 16 year old a gift card to Sephora or Ulta for $20-$30. Maybe give the other kids gift cards in the same amounts but for stores they will be interested in. Once they get older they like being able to get what they want.

90% of these tweets don't make any sense, have no context, and are not entertaining. Terrible.