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Describing something as an ornate vagina is one way to get me to click on a link.

I love Julia Roberts' outfit. Like, there is no reason I should like an oxford blouse under a velvet trumpet dress with a diamond belt. BUT I DO!

You mean the one that grew up to be a strong woman with the courage of her convicti....

Cannot be unseen!

So Barbra Bush only listens to Democrats?

People, it's "sometimes y". That means it's a fake vowel and we need to refrain from using it as such unless it is absolutely necessary, like say a kidnap note.

Erm, Edith is not boring this series.

I always wondered why the beautiful Nikki Cox felt compelled to get all that unnecessary plastic surgery. I think I finally got my answer.

Colin Farrell seems so enjoyable these days!

One one of the -20C freezers at work: a wreath I made last week using the plastic inserts left over from SpaceSaver pipette tip boxes, duct tape, two paper clips and a piece of string. The 250ul tips are the green and the 10ul tips are the red.

The hidden interior ornament is my favorite one.

When I was in college, my housemates and I made BRA TREE because we couldn't afford ornaments. Also because #feminism.

Where is PM dirt bag?! I need my fix :(

Is it just me or has Tweet Beat been really boring these last few months? I stopped reading it a while ago and thought I'd check back in today...nope, still boring.

A GIF for the Biebs.

Holy shit. You win.

Buy her Nickle and Dimed by Barbara Ehrenreich. The unbrainwashing cannot start too soon.

90% of these tweets don't make any sense, have no context, and are not entertaining. Terrible.