I didn't check the writer byline but when I saw this:
Elton Settee - Lagoon
$749
at west elm
A cubic yard of pie and ice cream is a happy story, not a horror story.
"I like to pay taxes. With them I buy civilization." — Oliver Wendell Holmes
Is it bad the my only takeaway is how your Chem joke should be about Carbon. Hydrogen doesn't bond things together, only to itself. It's selfish that way.
(I did the math for you; "335 kilometres" is roughly 4563 bajillion America miles, FYI.)
Why are there only Dirt Bags in the morning now? My nights have been so sad and lonely...
"Come At Me Bro, She Wrote"
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF THE EXCLAMATION POINTS YES!!!
Plus he fell in love with this girl when they were five and she wore her hair in 2 braids and sang real pretty and when she was starving he fed her even though he knew his momma would beat him and then he tried to die for her in this ridic reality show but they won together but she didn't love him back and it made him…
Next week, People Magazine will announce 2013's Sexiest Man Alive and — if rumor proves true — the title will go to…
SOAPBOX MODE ACTIVATE.
Most important revelation of this DirtBag: BURT'S BACK!
That'll be enough from you, Joan Rivers.
It would be a really good cut for me too! The coverage + the color blocking from the blazer = no cleavage accidents AND no "wall of boob". I can't lose.
Ditto. This was a fine weekend indeed. So much better than he-who-shan't-be-named.