And it isn’t as if Sanders didn’t know about the superdelegates when he started running as a Democrat. If he was so against them, then he should have run as an independent. He obviously doesn’t give a shit about the party, look at his lack of interest in downstream races.

TrusTed every murder scene I have fled.

TrusTed on human flesh I have fed.

“ancient Greek sculptures depict men with dreadlocks” gonna stop you right there, buddy. Very few Greek sculptures still exist (as they were made of bronze and subsequently melted down for weapons, or they’re the Elgin marbles), and those that do, definitely do not depict dreadlocks (nor do the Roman copies of…

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Who thinks we might be trapped in a black mirror episode?

I would like to point out that

She'd like to go even further. But you've gotta walk before you can run.

So did I. It was actually more of a full-body cringe and a nooo, though. Older man, fine. Jon freakin’ Lovitz?!? EWEWEW. He’s always grossed me out (and especially so after his two episodes on Friends, which is how I imagine him to be.) And, if I recall correctly, he's a Republican. Sorry, but no. Just no.

That was masterful, Bobby. I was like “who could it be?!” wondering what level of horror I would reach ... and then the Lovitz shot. Just NO. I actually said, out loud, in my office all alone “NO”.

That she found a much older man isn’t the story here. It’s that the much older man happens to be Jon Lovitz. And that they teased out the big reveal over several meticulously crafted Instagram posts.

This money is for down the ballot, you moron. Most of the funds go to other progressives in the race. Check it out yourself. Why would anyone not support that?!? You can’t have your little “revolution” without getting people elected down the ballot. Holy shitsticks.

A lot of Clinton supporters are quiet, to the point of silence (except with a ballot). We don’t want to offend Sanders supporters and don’t want to deal with the barrage of comments we would receive in certain places, so we stay quiet. Fortunately, there are more of us than there are Sanders voters. It just doesn’t…

It should be noted that the fundraiser is for the Hillary Victory Fund, which does help Hillary’s campaign, but also donates to down-ticket races. This sort of funding is usually vital for smaller Democratic campaigns, who cannot acquire enough funding on their own to be competitive.

Really?! I’m in Alexandria. We have horrible mosquito problems

Poor poor Nia. She is the epitome of Black Girl Magic with her amazing dancing and she still can’t catch a break from the dark cloud that is Abby. Always stuck with Black choreography (with Abby being like, she should be proud of her heritage!) while Holly is like, “Yes, my daughter’s Black, but that’s not all she is.”

O. M. G. THIS. This deserves ALLLLL the stars.

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