“No brakes!” Now that is really alarming.

Well played, Mr.Finger. The only problem is, now that you’ve begun documenting her je ne sais who-ness, I think you are inadvertently raising awareness and interest. I clicked on this article specifically to see how often you described her as the personification of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I bet you lose your mind at initialisms identified as acronyms, too. Welcome to the Internet, please leave your brain at the door.

This is the most perfect story ever. I'd watch the movie...

Just got home from a late showing- so amazing! This is what an action movie should be! Strong women characters! Exclamation points!

Fixed your typo: Sorry guys, this is the BEST poop related commercial ever. Be sure to watch through to the end.