That's some crack reporting there.

Pictured: F.J., Manual

It's just a Buffalo Hand Warmer

It's actually shocking how inexpensive it is to do something that makes someone else's life better—even RADICALLY better.

Looks like he was playing the Browns this week, too.

Somebody called an end around, I see.

You can't see it in the picture but gift wrapped behind him is another ass whipping for Cortland Finnegan.

Fuck you.

I have a receipt that long from CVS and all I bought was a granola bar.

That cop is standing there just waiting to check his receipts with a yellow highlighter.

Not that the sum matters

He's the fucking man. Plain and simple. No funny comments, or jokes, or anything. Andre Johnson is the fucking man.

OHIO RULEZZZZ

Tragic news. I think I speak for all Michigan State fans when I say that today is a sad day.

What's the big deal? Most Michigan men are unemployed.

Yup.

I thought this guy learned the virtue of humility through is recent ordeals.

We aren't angry with you Curt we're making fun of you. There's a difference.

And then he lied about the actions of his superior, saying the guy yelled at him and threatened him. Turned out had a recording proving he was lying. That's when he was finally fired. Then became police chief of a neighboring town.

So viewed, the record reveals that in July 1997, Roorda attempted to try to "cover" for another police officer by filing a report that contained false statements as to what happened during a suspect's apprehension and arrest.   As a result of this false report, all charges against the defendant involved were dropped,…