Joke’s on her, because with those narrow hips, I don’t think she’ll be able have more than four or five kids anyway!

Next thing you know they’ll want to vote or wear pants or drive.

If you can convince someone to throw their weight forward and allow you drive their head into the mat, sure. But that’s rarely going to happen, given that your opponent is usually trying to avoid doing such things. This also applies to hurricanranas, camel clutches, and Regal stretches.

I think that’s what they should have done in Greece.

Well, it’s where a a good deal of the silly money is, at least.

Where’s a Walmart truck when you need one?

Help yourself, take all you can.

“Players lecterning other players about tiring before they’re ready sets a bad president.”

The difference is that he is working in an industry that exists for no other reason than to entertain us. I don’t think the audience for that entertainment is out of line weighing in on what goes into the sausage.

Yeah, a nice, dark, room temperature stout on a hot July day is just what the doctor ordered. I like mine with a side of beef stew if I’m looking for some extra refreshment.

Then you need to go to a meeting.

You’re a gross person and should feel bad about yourself.

If you argument is that there should be 100% editorial independence and that any breach of such independence is unacceptable, then you have to deal with exxxtreme examples.

Batman is the peak of human achievement. That’s why he wins. Because humans are awesome.

Nothing but set shots. Only picket fence on the inbound.

What’s wrong with Hoosiers? I’m honestly asking here—I wasn’t aware there was a backlash against this pretty universally beloved sports movie.

The owner and management of a website deciding what content was going to be published on their own website is not “censorship” under any reasonable definition.

Do yachts typically appreciate in value?

It would be socialism if the government gave the teams money.

Neither socialist nor capitalist. Cartelist.