For the record, we never said he did a bad job. We said he's a piece of shit.

It was the attorney's job to get Rice the lightest penalty possible. Which he did. Smearing the victim afterwards to try to sway public opinion on the result... that was a little freebie he threw in after his work was completed... hypothetically because he's a "ghoulish dick."

An attorney is never under any obligation…

I'm a defense attorney. His job is to soften/defend Ray Rice in a court of law, not on the radio. No part of this was essential to our justice system. If you want someone to lie on the radio for you, hire a PR flack.

Oh, yeah, buddy? And just who the hell are you, my high school American Civics teacher, huh? Is that you, Mr. Ernst? How did you get access to a computer in prison?

Don't Forget: The Sixth Amendment.

You know this guy recently died, right? Have some respect.

You mean the same league that deliberately lied about the long-term effects of concussions lied about a video?!?!?

Well that's just a whole bunch of sad right there. Sad because she thinks it's a ratings ploy, sad that she defends her husband, sad that it reminds me that even after everything that went down she made that man her husband, sad that it took the second video for this punishment to come down when the first was horrific…

You know the situation is seriously fucked up when it's getting me to like Adam Schefter

I don't really care about football, but I also don't really care about women. Is there some way I can use these two facts to make myself feel morally superior to everyone else without really accomplishing anything?

You can't hold a man responsible for trying to stay true to his original intent, even if those pesky facts get in the way.

Why do they polish the balls in the CFL?

This is victim blaming. You and Tony Dungy are both victim blamers.

The Bucs and Incognito make sense. Since Schiano left they've had a big void at Left Asshole.

Isn't it just the worst when your post becomes popular thanks to another commenter pointing out how fucking stupid said post is?

Hell, I'd never shower with the guy. Or, for that matter, any other guy. Or girl. Hell no. That's just not how I roll. And I'm damn sure not about to shower in an open locker room. Hello, what about privacy? Who are these people who are showering in front of all these other people? Not me, that's who. Everyone rubbing…

Before we proclaim this kid a hero, do we have any idea if he has ever smoked pot or shoplifted. He might be no angel.

"WE ARE EVERYWHERE."

Stop with the hard sell on little league already—Mo'Ne Davis, Jackie Robinson West, "your son's game is tonight at the city park and his coach is finally going to let him pitch".

When asked if her years of Olympic training have helped with the recovery process, Amy noted that yes, Bob Costas is a smug little asshole.