It seeks unspecified money damages.

"plusch won"

Most ex-NFLers don't get to experience their senior years either .

You and everyone who starred your comment are human garbage.

It figures Ravens players would have to steal other people's food since their rice was finished so suddenly.

Why did the wife let all those dishes pile up?

I think her take is quite reasonable. The ad was about as creatively lazy as an airline food joke.

When you give the police a big friggin' hammer, everything starts to look like a nail

I wish I could see the look on your face when you realized that I was talking about my daughters.

If, by "a Stephen A Smith situation," you mean "a male with a microphone making an ass of himself," then I agree.

If spending thousands of dollars each year on women who don't generate any money means you're complying with Title IX, then consider me and my family compliant.

Cool, I'll bring the funio-...wait, what king of ER are people being actively killed in? I always assumed people died from injuries or conditions that brought them there, not that the hospital staff was euthanizing them. Do they use a sledgehammer?

Does it bother you when people make fun of your ears?

Oh wait, they're not on TV. So this website, and the public at large, could give a flying shit about that injustice.

IT'S REAL TO ME, DAMMIT

What really happened:

Perhaps, but you sound like an asshole now so maybe you and your folks need to have a chat about when and how they dropped the ball.

It's a not particularly funny, most likely fake story that for some reason people are gushing and cheering over. You'd think this guy pulled a medal of honor winning grandmother of 6 out of a burning car or something based on some of the responses. That's dumb, and it's ok to say that it's dumb.

Love reading all the 20 year olds' opinions in here. Thanks for chiming in, Brayden.

Thank you. Apparently "gawker hero" is synonymous with "piece of shit human being".